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Edited by Teko:
10/31/2018 11:18:03 PM
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How the Final Cutscene from Forsaken should have ended
“It looks like you have the last word”- Uldren
“No, I don’t”- You
Uldren looks at the Guardian genuinely confused.
“What?- Uldren
“I don’t have The Last Word. I heard it’s returning on Black Armory”- You
“Oh”- Uldren
“It would have made this moment a lot cooler”- You
“Indeed”- Uldren
“So, how do you want to die?”- You
“I can choose?”- Uldren
“Yeah, I have nothing else in mind. I was thinking Petra or me shooting you in the head while the screen fades to black, but that doesn’t seem so good. Would create too much speculation on the killer”- You
“Can I die out of old age?”- Uldren
“No”- You
“It was worth the shot. So, can I be killed by Cayde?”- Uldren
“I’m giving you the chance to choose. If you start to piss me off, I will kill you by having you play solo competitive”- You
“I know! I want to die because of a shot from the Malfeasance!”- Uldren
“No deal. That weapon is too rare. I have done 196 gambit matches and no luck. What about a shot from a The Ace of Spades?”- You
“Nah. An arrow from The Wish-Ender?”- Uldren
“I haven’t gotten it yet. Only on full curse weeks”- You
“One Thousand Voices?”- Uldren
“I’m starting to think you’re trying to trick me.”- You
“Of course I’m not! So, can I die out of a shot from...”- Uldren
He is interrupted by a chicken sound.
“What the hec...”- Uldren
“(Aggressive chicken sounds)”- Colonel
Colonel karate chops Uldren’s face, doing 1000000000000000000000 damage.
“Wow. Well, he is dead. What do we do now?”- You
“(Chicken sounds)”- Colonel
“Why am I talking to a chicken?”- You
“Because I can answer”- Colonel
“[b]WHAT?[/b]”- You
[i][u][b]ALTERNATE ENDING![/b][/u][/i]
“It looks like you have the last wor...”- Uldren
The Guardian shoots him
“Thank the Traveler! I have been waiting for 5 whole years to do this!”- You
Edit: Thanks for all of the upvotes people! I never thought that I would have so many on a post. I would like to point out that I have other posts with a similar structure to this one that you could check out.
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“It looks like you have the last word” Uldren “It’s not going to be that easy” Guardian *Guardian hits Uldren in the face with ace of spades knocking him out* Screen cuts to black Uldren’s eyes fly open he’s in a dark room he sees a shadow “Sister?” Uldren Silence “Sister please?” Uldren “I had a brother once but he’s gone now” says the shadow “Who are you? where am I?”Uldren “This is a vex construct time is endless here it has no meaning”says the shadow “Who are you?” Uldren The shadow moves into the light Void lighting glowing in there hands “I am Ikroa Ray you killed the only family i had, when I’m done you won’t know who or what you are anymore...then we’ll do it again and again and again after all time had no meaning here”Ikora Ray
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“Funny. The line between light and dark is so very thin. Do you know which side you’re on?” ... *gunshot* ... *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *stow* *shotgun pump* *blam* *blam* *blam* *blam* *blam* *blam*
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18 Replies*Guardian & Petra stood, guns aimed at Uldren* *Portal to an unknown realm suddenly opens* Petra: "Impossible! No one can enter the Dreaming City without a key!" Zavala: "Hello Uldren, my name is Commander Zavala, you killed my best friend, prepare to die" *Screen fades to black, followed by the sounds of a Striker super and a hit*
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1 ReplyI wouldn't have killed him.
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I like this. I HATE the weebo crap that some posted afterwards. Cringe AF.
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I feel like the Titans should've gotten the chance to smash his skull in with their helmets. I feel like being able to kill him in a way that more reflects our characters than us just seeking vengeance for Cayde took a little away from the scene. Would've been nice to see a little difference between the classes.
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2 RepliesThe perfrct ending to me would have been if instead of holding AoS, we had wardcliff on our shoulder. When the screen fades to black we hear the sound of several volleys and then a pause...*Guardian down*
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1 ReplyEdited by fangfireskull: 10/31/2018 6:31:40 PMfor me personally it would be like this Guardian- gives uldren the ace of spades uldren- *looks confused* wha- guardian- *equips a Roman helmet and casts Ward of dawn* WELCOME TO THE ROME DOME! *starts punching* fade to black as all you hear is punching sounds, uldren screaming, and Petra's confused cheering.
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1 ReplyThe guardian blushes as they hold Uldren at gunpoint... "It's not like I want kill you b-baka!" What? "B-baka, Uldren-kun no baka!" *gunshot* Petra: Wow...you cringed him to death.
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Uldren- "It looks like you have the last word..." You- "Updog" Uldren- "What's updog?" You- "Not much, chillin'. What's up with you?" Uldren- "M'fer!!!" ALTERNATE: Uldren- "It looks like you have the last word..." You- "Henway" Uldren- "What's a henway???" You- "About 5 pounds..." Uldren- "I'm tired of these damn dad jokes- kill me already!!!" You- "Hi 'tired', I'm Archer. Nice to meet you..." Uldren- "M'fer!!!!"
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Edited by ARCHER444: 11/1/2018 6:27:11 PMUldren- "It looks like you have the last word..." Guardian- "Ligma" Uldren- "Ligma?" Guardian- "LIGMA BALLS!!!!"
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5 RepliesUldren: MARTHA! Guardian: What DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!??!!
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1 ReplyUldren: It looks like you have the last word You: Sure man. How bout you hook me up with your sister and I’ll let you live. Petra, you can join in. Uldren: No! She’s mine! You: Fine. I hereby banish you to the crucible to grind for Not Forgotten with nothing but a 150rpm scout. Have fun in eternity!!!!!Baaahhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
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3 RepliesEdited by Something: 10/31/2018 10:36:37 AM*Uses Gally* Everyone dies Dreaming city blows up Tangled shore disintegrates Nessus burns Earth collapses Titan drys up Io turns dark Mars has a meltdown [spoiler]mercury doesn’t exist [/spoiler] [spoiler]-return to title screen-[/spoiler]
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Or "It looks like you have the last word" "No... I do." Shin Malphur shows up and shoots him without saying another word.
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12 Replies[i]Guardian points the Ace of Spades at a defeated Uldren.[/i] Uldren: "Why don't you put that down so we can talk?" Guardian: [b]"Out here in the wild, this is how we talk."[/b] [i]Guardian shoots once and screen fades to black.[/i]
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2 RepliesEdited by TitanKnight: 11/2/2018 1:17:39 AMPoints gun towards Uldren Guardian: ... Uldren: So, it seems you have the last word, guardian Guardian: Omae... Uldren: What? Guardian: Omae Wa Mu... Uldren: Speak already you fool!! Guardian: ... Uldren: Cayde would have made this more interetsing The Guardian puts the gun away Uldren: Is this it? All of this actions for nothing!? Guardian: Omae wa mu, Shindeiru... Uldren: What are you talking... What is he saying Petra!? Petra: That you are already dead Uldren: NANI!!? Guardian casts Thundercrash
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3 RepliesWhat kind of madman would use the Last Word in PvE?
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This is gold. More people need to see this.
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2 RepliesSometimes I wonder why Bungie even hires writers when we have people like this in the community who do their job 100x better and for free
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[spoiler]I felt bad for Uldren[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesU: You have his gun ,Seems like you get the last word Me : *dismantles Ace Of Spades for legendary shards * U: Well...okay I guess you’re just as armed as I am now Me : *infuses 507 Edge Transite in Tractor Cannon* U: Wait WAIT *Boop*
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1 ReplyMe: You sexy emo! Uldren: What? Me: What? The end.
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4 RepliesThe end scene was ridiculous. Why would the guardian even hesitate? How many beings did he murder on his way to Uldren, and all of a sudden he/she develops a conscience? Poor writing.
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1 ReplyUldren had a stashed sidearm, he whips it out shoots ghost and the guardian dead. Petra runs in and they shoot eachother dead. Roll credits un-install game Bungie sell the studio for $50 and a pile of sandwiches for luke
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Edited by superdirt52: 11/1/2018 11:08:15 AMHow about: Don’t play your hand unless you’ve got that ace in the hole. - you Bang! [spoiler]thats the d1 description for the ace of spades[/spoiler] Or. . . Go commit die! -you Ooooof!
