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10/9/2018 3:14:27 AM
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Cult of the Thin Mint
For centuries we have prepared in the shadows for the perfect time to strike. Now, with the IllumiCookie crumbling, we reveal ourselves.
We are the Cult of the Thin Mint.
Followers of the Green Pharaoh, the Crawling Craving, Our Goddess in Perpetual Freshness, and we are here to tell you of the Elder Flavor. A holy alchemical merging of Chocolate and Mint. It is a taste few are worthy to see. We are born of the Mint, made whole by the Mint, and undone by the Mint.
A flavor so great, it must be rationed, for its Divine Taste taken in excess would destroy an unprepared mind. So we send them, the Children, every year when the stars are right. They go door to door to deliver the Great Thin Mints right to you. No stores, no preparations required. We demand only a fair exchange. Our Divine Taste for your souls.
The truth those lesser beings won't tell you is that you will not be saved. All things will end. A worthy few will be granted a place in the Green Pharaohs Court, but those who submit to us will be saved from annihilation to serve Our Lady, forever.
Join us.
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#Offtopic
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Dont get me wrong, I generally like mint tasting things (especially chocolate). But MINT-COOKIES?! Hell naw, FUKK that
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2 RepliesSorry molasses is good
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2 RepliesNever!!!! I pledge my allegiance to Berthanel the Great and his delicious molasses cookies!!
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Edited by DINO DELUSIONAL: 10/10/2018 3:40:57 AMThe Templar Order of the Holy White Macadamia will crush this heresy!
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3 RepliesI'll join you temporarily to help take a shit on the already shit molasses cookie club
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2 RepliesSign me up
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 10/9/2018 9:36:52 PMdemand fair Taste Join us. [spoiler][url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/249077180?sort=0&page=0[/url] [/spoiler] ACT unity Ad
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4 RepliesMint sucks. And I’m being truthful, I don’t know why people like it. I freaking hate Mint.
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[quote]For centuries we have prepared in the shadows for the perfect time to strike. [/quote] Need 2 for strikes in D2. PSN: Mk300mk
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Edited by Superpug: 10/9/2018 8:05:26 PMSamoas are the only cookie
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I’m personally in the tagalong club
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2 RepliesEwww....thin mints are like eating chocolate toothpaste
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17 RepliesAre there free cookies?
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1 ReplyI’d bang a thin mint.
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1 ReplyTagalons, anybody?
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2 RepliesLove me some Thin Mints
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...IT IS TREASON THEN...
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1 Reply....everyone fighting over which is the best and I’m just grabbing at all the tasty treats! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
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2 RepliesYou dare!! You cookies crumble in comparison to the warm, moist goodness that is the Molasses Cookie!! Sending children out to peddle your mass produced wares that have no love or caring baked into them, like the Molasses Cookie does! You speak of your Green Lady as if she is worthy to even sew a patch onto a sash, but Bernthal the Great requires none of that nonsense, he merely requires that you enjoy he cookie devotionals! So take thee and thy Lady of the Machine Made Wannabe Cookie back into the shadows whence they came from, for your brand of evil is not able to stand in the light of Mama Xronad's Oven!!
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2 RepliesHail Bernthal. I retract my previous letter of peace. You are a blasphemer and will Be dealt with as such!
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3 RepliesI’ve seen elderberries more delightful than that *Scoffs* Sorry excuse for an edible substance!
