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Why did the human cross the road [spoiler]cuz the chicken uprising has occurred[/spoiler]

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So what if a cock wants to walk across a road?

But it might be plotting something illegal. OF COURSE WE SHOULD QUESTION ITS MOTIVES!

Why did I instantly think of- actually no. I'm not going to say that.

NEVER!

Wow didn't know mlk was here

We can only dream