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Edited by apnp_apnu:
8/31/2018 12:50:40 PM
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There once was a guy named cayde-6
Who found himself chasing an itch
So The tower he left
But uldren shot him to death
Now the poor exo can never be fixed
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Edited by gasmask: 9/2/2018 11:01:36 PMEmperor Calus likes this post so much he t-posed. [url]https://imgur.com/VlEaWiL[/url]
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Twas the week before Forsaken, And all through the system, Not a weapon was fired, Not even a Whisper. The mod parts were placed In the vault with care, In hopes that good Banshee's New mods would be there. The Guardians spent their time Bonding with Cayde, As all but himself Knew his fate.
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1 ReplyPhuck cayde6 can’t wait to watch that bullet hit his face
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14 RepliesEdited by dance4carrot: 9/1/2018 10:10:01 PMThere once was a guy called Cayde, The last thing he saw was a spade, He said "How's your sister"? To the brother that missed her, T'was the ultimate price that he paid. [spoiler]Hey. I couldn't leave this here without saying thank you so much for the nice comments and good reception. It's meant lot to me. Thanks. [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesAnd along comes Cayde-7 and all is well in the land of the guardians and everyone lived happily ever after
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I heard this in my head as the 'Ragnar the Red' song from skyrim
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Edited by BuIIfinch: 9/1/2018 7:08:48 PMThere once was a Titan named Zavala Who was caught rear ending a Koala Along came a Roo Who countersank Zavala's p00 Then left with Zavalas Koala...
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1 ReplyThere was a guardian called Cayde, Who was upset at how little he was paid, So he left the tower, To fight an ancient power, But was hit in the head by a spade. (I think that works... just...)
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1 ReplyOh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade, As he told of bold battles and gold he had made. But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red, When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said; "Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead, Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!" And so then came clashing and slashing of steel, As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal. And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more- When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
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9 RepliesEdited by Tengu: 8/31/2018 6:25:33 PMThere once was a guy named Zavala. Nothing Rhymes with Zavala... THERE ONCE WAS A GUY NAMED SHAXX. He was always hyped to the max. He'll yell in your face, He'll call you a DISGRACE. Cry, and he'll tell you to Relax. There was a smart chick named Ikora. She was quite a quiet senora. In the end I was snoring, Because her quests are so boring! She's an elitist who tips her fedora.
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4 RepliesThere once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He woke with a fright in the middle of the night To find his dream had come true
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Edited by Irish Banana: 9/1/2018 11:33:25 AMWho lived in a house made of sticks. It was Uldren who said, You're better off dead. So now Cayde sleeps in a ditch.
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I like your name can you sapnu puas please.
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1 ReplyThere once was a man from gilneas...
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2 RepliesUldren is bae
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He pulled out a ghost Like he was ready to boast But it was shot like a snitch So he died like a bitch
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1 ReplyBungie, you killed off our main man, Cayde-6, For that, you can suck a bag of dicks. The crucibabies are bitchin’ Even Crota’s still glitchin’ Haven’t you got servers to fix??
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There once was a hunter named Cayde Flirts with Petra, thinking he has it made Off he went to the Reef Now to everyone’s grief He’s dead... Uldren had him outplayed
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I came up with a line that rhymed better, but... no, too gross. And we're about to lose him, too. :(
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[quote]Who found himself chasing an itch So The tower he left But uldren shot him to death Now the poor exo can never be fixed[/quote] And Uldren's a little bitch.
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Yall out here dropping LIMERICKS
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So I will rip out uldren heart and stuff it down his throaght
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Argh TOO SOON!!!!
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3 RepliesI just realised and it made me a little sad, if the conversation between our guardian, I Lora and zavala, then cayde will never hear our guardian speak ever
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9 RepliesThere once was a guy named Cayde-6, He's a hunter, so he likes to suck ***** Along came a titan Who's butt be a wipin' With Cayde's cloak, because all the shit sticks.
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imagine if the d1 stranger turned out to be his gf and was really pissed that he was dead
