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7/18/2018 5:49:17 PM
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Does your pee ever split into two streams and go everywhere?
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Usually after sex
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Just another part of the curse god gave me
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4 RepliesThe only guys who have this issue are guys who have wild crazy sex for long periods of time, by which a situation is caused where the urethra becomes a little swollen, and remains engorged even after the penis is no longer tumescent. This causes the tip, right where the hole is that the pee comes out, to pinch the stream, causing it to split into multiple streams. [spoiler]So yes, of course I have this problem.[/spoiler] [spoiler]How to fake science to make a problem you have seem cool.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTake your finger off the tip when you urinate
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11 RepliesTo much Hans solo
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Man I forgot how much I love Offtopic Lmfao
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2 Repliesclean your weapon after you fire it.
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1 ReplyTwo streams? Yes. Go everywhere? What are you doing, just letting it hang there like a fire hose without holding it?
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Like a prism with light. Only with no pretty colours and more cleaning the toilet afterwards.
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The real question is have you figured out why it does that? [spoiler]if it’s external of course[/spoiler]
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#foreskinproblems
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How does this... what?
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Edited by Superpug: 7/19/2018 5:26:06 PMVertical splits [spoiler]Obligatory cross the streams comment[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySometimes, apparently it's from dried up semen being stuck in your pipes or whatever...
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Sometimes it happens due to stray pubes
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I dont pee. I take a piss.
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One time it came out like a double helix
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Complain to your step mom about it and she'll offer to give you a hand, or make your step sister give you a hand with it... oh wait nvm this isn't pornhub.
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1 ReplyYour wang is seriously defective, and you need to consult a wang surgeon forthwith. If you're a woman, chances are you've badly bollixed the placement of your IUD.
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Happens sometimes
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Have you tried maybe not pissing through the foreskin?
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Only when I try. 😉
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Luckily only in public . . .
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Yeah, maybe even more than just 2 streams.
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Or suddenly splash damage the surrounding porcelain while miraculously avoiding the bowl itself? [spoiler][i]No, no of course not...[/i][/spoiler]
