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I heard some folks use tears as lube...
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1 Replyi love u
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Eververse should sell exotic lube with the Fall Expansion - Silver only (bright dust will become folklore).
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Bigger team doesn’t always mean better team
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I always offer lube ...
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45 RepliesEdited by FrenetiCreature: 5/20/2018 7:17:39 PMTeams of 4 don't really matter in Destiny PvP. Matches are predetermined. You will beat teams of 4 50% of the time that you match against them. When they do beat you, it's because it was their turn to win, and your turn to lose. Everyone on your team probably won their previous matches, while the team of 4 probably lost theirs. Usually they'll beat you worse than a team of 4 randoms would have, but whether it was a stacked team, or all randoms, Bungie's system had just decided that it was your turn to lose. [spoiler] Those of you that don't believe Destiny PvP is manipulated can go ahead and let loose with your usual comments, such as - "You're an idiot.", "You're just a conspiracy nut.", And the ever popular, "Put on your spinfoil hat." I've heard them all before. I honestly don't care. There are those that see what's happening, and those that don't. I was amongst the latter for longer than I'd like to admit, but then I started paying attention.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesLube costs 1200 bright dust.
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Edited by Klaus_Reaper (Adept): 5/22/2018 5:17:57 PMSomebody explain to me, how i play 10 matches absolutely melting people with relentless, the next 10 matches almost all gun fights this pulse left a sliver of health to guardians? Its like the guardian has a life cap? Conspiration or not, you cant say i forgot how to use it, something is wrong.
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1 ReplyTears are actually the best lube there is.
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1 ReplyThat fist of havoc didn’t go so smoothly I gather?
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8 RepliesThey could, but it would only be 0.04% effective
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Lube will be purchasable through everse In an upcoming update.
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Win some lose some
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2 RepliesGet a cup, microwave two sponges for a minute, put them together and wrap a rubber band around them, put them in the cup and insert a latex glove between the two sponges and stretch the rest of the glove on the outside of the cup, put some lube in there and knock yourself out.
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Lol. Since the update if I solo queue it’s a nonstop grind against 4 stacks in Quick Play. I can do well, but my God, How does this happen every match and a lot of matches I’m supposed be against “easier teams”? Where are those easier teams?
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Once they rip through the hemorrhoids the blood will act as a natural lubricant. Have fun!
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Bungie will lowkey add a "lube" item to caydes chests
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3 RepliesMan, kids today. Back in my day, we brought our own lube or we went without.
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"We hear all of you, the community, and we are not only listening, we are doing. So we will continue to match you against full teams of 2.5k/d players, but since Lube is not in the spirit of the Crucible, you will only be able to acquire it with Silver".
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Dude I've had a team of six on me, no lube and it hurts
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7 RepliesI guess you can say that the team of four...rectum?
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33 RepliesBooooo whoooooo. You wussies need to stop complaining about this shit.
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You’re right, this is “rediculous”.
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Has anyone notice when your -blam!- a team in control by 30 points, towards the end they sometimes start catching up. Almost impossible to 1v1 them. It's like they have oversheild
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1 ReplyShhh! Tess Everis is listenting! Now Available from Eververse, Exotica Combat Lubricant and Shoehorn Polish. The exotic option for your crucible experience that eases the experience both ways. Now available for 500 Silver. * Eververse is not responsible for unwanted crucible "Entry" *