I just walked into a spider web that had been constructed over night between my truck and my wife’s car. I wonder why after living here for over 5 years one decided “Yep, right there is where I’ll spin my creation!” Also, to note, I’m done looking like I’m having a seizure in my driveway....
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1 ReplyFurrys [spoiler] WaIt what[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou ever get to perform the "bee dance" for the 'hood by running over yellowjacket nest with a mower? Always a good time.
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8 RepliesIt wanted you to buy some spider cider [spoiler]le refrence[/spoiler] [spoiler]le let me know if u get it[/spoiler] [spoiler]le plz[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDon't point fingers at me. I didn't do this shit.
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5 RepliesAMA, you say? What creature, if any, do you despise more than the spider?
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1 ReplyIt's too late; the eggs are already inside you.
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5 RepliesMay the spider queen have mercy in your soul. [spoiler]Well If you think about it lolth the spider queen doesn’t show mercy, plus your a fan of drizzt do’urden who is a enemy of the drow, who worship the spider queen, who then in turn really hates drizzt. So pretty much your screwed. [/spoiler]
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When your mowing your lawn and get struck by the monstrosity of the web. You must stop. You must untangle. You must restart. Continue, and worry about it forever...
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1 ReplyEdited by Kittimu: 4/24/2018 5:14:34 PMOh no. If I were you I’d scream really loud then probably go take a shower. Spiderwebs are sticky they’ll get stuck in your hair and they may still have spider in them so yeah
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