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Edited by FearNoFsh:
8/10/2017 12:33:34 PM
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Now you can smell the materials you're collecting from each planet that you explore.
https://www.gamespot.com/amp-articles/destiny-2-has-officially-licensed-scented-candles-/1100-6452382/
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#Destiny
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5 RepliesVenus - rotten eggs Mercury - burnt hair Mars - sweaty cabals Earth - dirty pennies Titan - dead fish Nessus - spoiled milk Io - unwashed hippies
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5 RepliesLike we could in vanilla
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[i]Nothing like dropping a deuce in the bathroom and then lighting up a Dreadnaught candle to hide the horrific smell. "It smells like wretched hive in here now. Perfect."[/i]
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12 RepliesWait... where's the nova bath bombs.
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4 RepliesYou could always smell this game. All you had to do is sniff a trash can or a trump supporter. Same results.
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1 ReplyMe to wife: Here, I bought you some wormspore scented candles for when you're in the bath Wife to me: ......... * wife hits me in the nuts * Me (in a lot of pain) to wife: does that mean you won't let me call you Omnighul on date night?
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12 RepliesI don't know about this. According to the Apollo astronauts, lunar soil kind of stinks. And the Hive being around probably isn't helping matters. Then you have Venus, with the fresh smell of carcinogenic sulfury hydrocarbons. Mars probably smells like rust, plus whatever gas the Cabal breathe (which stinks, according to Ghost). So basically, they all smell like different flavors of ass.
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8 RepliesTitan has a methane ocean. The critical point of methane (the temperature above which you cannot liquefy it no matter how much pressure you apply) is -82.3 degC. So the temperature on Titan must be below this to have liquid methane. Methane does not have a smell of its own, but then again you wouldn't survive long enough outside on Titan to find out and any attempt would probably result in you losing your nose to frost bite. Of course, you would also have problems due to having to have enough oxygen to breath in an atmosphere which has a high content of methane. That would mean a highly flammable / explosive atmosphere. So, how would Titan smell? There may be a smell of burnt hydrocarbons due to the flammable atmosphere (a bit similar to burning an unscented candle) but you probably wouldn't survive long enough to find out Enjoy your candles 😜
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1 ReplyNow all we need is destiny themed bleach (vex sperm) and we are good to go.
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FWC themed candles would be just a bunch of weed... Just sayin.
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3 RepliesYeah, Genius Activision. Instead of investing money into D2, they spend money on stupid shit like Pop Tarts, Rockstar drinks, and now candles 😂
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3 RepliesShit I don't wanna know about the Dreadnought one
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9 RepliesEdited by Swiftlock: 8/9/2017 5:39:52 PMEnergy drinks, fidget spinners, pop tarts, UK internet services, and now candles. Where did we go wrong?
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1 ReplySeems it's the new thing, Resident Evil 7 also had candles.
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2 RepliesWait guys one second I'm lighting the Nesuss scented candle. Ok fly in.
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1 ReplyI was hoping for enemy scents.....nothing screams a nice soothing bath like the scent of a Fallen Captains ass on fire.
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6 RepliesI'm sure one of the new planets has yellow sulphur deposits. That probably means H2S (hydrogen sulphide) in the atmosphere. At very low concentrations (0.00002%) it smells of rotten eggs. Above that it causes eye and threat irritation, headaches, affects reaction. At 0.02% it has affected the nerves in your nose so badly you can no longer smell anything. At 0.075% you lose consciousness and die. Enjoy your candles 😜
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That onesie though
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Edited by Ve7n00m: 8/10/2017 11:44:25 AMAnd they all smell like re-hash browns
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Why does Crota's End smell of cheese?
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Wouldn't mind a deep space candle. Astronauts claim to smell charred steak. Mmmmmmm...steak.
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1 ReplyI'd buy candles before virgin..
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 8/10/2017 5:13:45 AM[quote][b][i]NEW[/i][/b] Scented Candles "Dreadnaught" Emulating the god-forsaken ship that Oryx calls home, we've used only the finest of decomposing human flesh and ground nutmeg in our 100% natural candles.[/quote]
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2 RepliesLol. I don't even know if these posts are real. Other than morbid fascination, I don't give a crap about the destiny franchise anymore. I mean I'll play D1 when bored, but couldn't care less if it just went offline tomorrow. So why bother with D2?
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And people cried that poptarts were bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.
