The long sigh guy - Lord knows this guy is trying to be patient with your poor loadout, annoying voice clatter, and smoke breaks, but your frequent dumb ass deaths cause him to let out an involuntary exaggerated sigh that expresses his disappointment but signals he's willing to keep going at it. The infinite 'this is my last try' guy - who never seems to run out of last tries. The 'we got this guys' guy - who enthusiastically expresses unearned optimism after every wipe. "The "that was my bad" guy - who goes out of his way to let everyone know that he messed that part up so as to avoid being the "not my fault guy" but who drives his fellow clan mates crazy because everyone knows it was you and they don't care because even the best guardians mess up. [spoiler]guilty of every one of these [/spoiler]

1. The "i'll be back in 5 minutes" guy - Goes to get subway in north korea, this species are short termed and highly busy but will say they have time to beat the raid but will leave immediately and will commonly come back and say, "Why'd you kick me? I was only gone for two minutes" -Strength: 1% -Speed: -1,000,000% -Stamina: 5% -Autlsm: 94% *SPECIAL ABILITY* : Can travel anywhere around the world slowly 2. The self absorbed - Claims to be good but dies every 5 minutes or less, will typically back out when ego is called out, this species is most likely an evolved form of "The squeaker" and is part of the species very commonly known in raids as "The teenager" (The teenager has the most species out there). -Strength: -1,000,000% -Speed: 5% (will increase to +999,999,999 when confronted about ego and will disappear) -Virginlty: +999,999,999,999,999,999% -In raid skills: -1,000,000% *SPECIAL ABILITY* : Every time he speaks his penls gets reduced 1 inch 3. The squeaker- Claims to know ins and outs of the raid, will typically be accompanied by "The 30 year old man" for specific reasons. This species will be mistaken for "The female", and will sometimes pretend to be "The female". The squeaker will play raids during a hurricane or a tornado, and is the least liked specied on this list. -Attract: 10,000% (only applies to "The 30 year old man") -Trickery: 10,000% (female voice and somehow ending up in a raid every time) -Strength: -10,000,000,000,000% Destructive: +10,000,000% *SPECIAL ABILITY*: Will make you tone deaf 4. The 30 year old man- Will come in the raid and try to gain leadership role with no experience, blames deaths and failure on everyone else especially the quiet ones. This species is the most cringeworthy of them all and most even saying "Yass, I f'd your mom, etc;". These species are most definitely virglns and are attracted to "The squeaker", and will try to pull a Bashurverse on them. The 30 year old man also lives with his mother and has no social life whatsoever. -Virginlty: +999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% -Life: -999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% -Leadership: -999,999,999% -Calling Microsoft: +999,999,999% *SPECIAL ABILITY*: 100% chance to lure squeakers 5. The female - These mythical creatures are a hit or miss situation but either way will cause the raid team to disband. You can get the shy female, who will not talk unless spoken to but will unknowingly attract "The virglns" (They are a category consisting of "The 30 year old man", "The self absorbed/every teenager") You can also get the ghetto-ish female, who will talk about drugs, her what nots, and will try to act tough. The Ghetto-ish female will also attract the category known as "The virglns", but more aggressively causing a fight between them while she laughs. There is also a third but extremely rare category of females known as "The beluga whale" who will not attract anybody but will talk about feminism and politics. -Annoyance: +999,999,999% -Destructive: +Infinity% -overall raid skills: -999,999,999% -Trash: +999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% *SPECIAL ABILITY*: Will make you believe she is a squeaker and make you question your sexuality 6. The good teammate: There are zero records of this species existing.

The Drunk: Says weird shit throughout the entire raid The Watcher: Basically watches your every and doesn't kill anything The mister know it all: Says he knows how to do the entire raid gets mad at single wipe. The Bossy McBitch: Bosses everyone around, blames you whenever he dies, threatens to kick everyone The Show off: Has good armor like Trials armor, he tell everyone how good he looks, also tells you how the get his armor and says you won't get it anyway. The Attention seeking Girl: Says" Hey I'm a girl" if she doesn't get much she will start saying sexual things to get EVERYONE attention. The Angry Hothead: gets mad whenever he doesn't gets what he what. Is jealous of you when you get better loot. The Avoid Embarrassment: Says he knows how to do the raid but he doesn't, is too afraid to ask anyone how to do it. The I Wanna Guy: I wanna use the relic, I wanna use the sword, I wanna use the cannons, if he dies he blames you for not protecting him. The Silent: Says nothing throughout the entire raid. The bragger: Brags about his loot over and over again, is kicked for being an annoyance The Matching Couple: Usually female and mail guardians that wears the same armor and shader. This list can go on but I don't wanna bore u. this was the kind of people I raided with when I had me old PS3 now I'm waiting to raid one day on my PS4

Don't forget the guys who push you off the edge when you go a for 2 secs

8--the guy that hardly ever talks, unless explaining strats, but does good in the raid because he doesn't want to hear about the loot you got nor your life story, he just wants to get the raid done and leave the group of randoms. aka me

8) the lagger: do I really need to explain? 9) The AFK(erm.. AFC): the guy you can keep killing or screwing with while you wait. :) 10) PvP player: accidentally equips sidearm "LETS DO THIS! LLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEEENNNKKKKIIIIINNNSSSS!!!" [spoiler]worth it[/spoiler]

The redneck - is not able to speak a whole sentence of proper english, usually highly passive aggressive, speaks rarely, in short bursts, easily offended, leaves randomly The Bro - everything is always just cool, there's no need to stress, fairly competent and experienced, leaves after many fails but always apologises multiple times The Halo vet - Halo was just the best The squeeker brit - "Guy Ritchie movie" language and diction, loud and hostile while still being into Pokemon and Spongebob, usually yells at friend/brother off screen randomly, tries to be totally bad-ass, blames others, leaves early The teen brit - best described as the modern Dr. Who type, calm, composed, not very talkative, but fairly competent, sometimes funny The mature brit - either just rude and obnoxious, nothing is good and everything is very much "shite", often not experianced or //// or very funny, relaxed, supportive, cool and patient, says m8 a lot The exotic foreigners - #&$%€*$!/!€#@#£&?#&#$!€€*@$%€£*$!€£*£€##...Ok, we ready!

8) The Vaper. Generally a good player but it's like playing with Darth Vader.

You forgot the silent god

What about the guy who is always blowing air down his straw into his glass of water to make bubbles? Like what the hell guys, are we five? Most of them aren't even good at it, they sound like they are choking after almost every time. I don't remember it being all that hard. They must be stupid or something.

8) Parasyteking: very quiet doesn't talk much, but you can tell he was there by the trail of dead minions that he leaves behind.

You forgot the Southern guy who owns a farm whose off his tits on pain meds because he was in an accident where he nearly died and who has an internet connection so bad he literally causes the game to sh*t the bed. I wish I was joking.

How do play raid?

Yep types of raid chicks Attention seeker: DOesnT know the raid, excuses failures with gender, assumes everyone wants her, leaves after the team can't carry her weight anymore, get mad when the team doesn't beg her to stay Achiever: Has done the raid many times, you won't even think she's a girl (unless her voice is easily recognizable, mine isn't) laughs at the sexist jokes, won't leave after failures, suggests new strats

Don't forget the "squeaker" who doesn't talk much, can help by explaining how everything works when asked, and doesn't have a problem running back and forth reviving people while they learn the jumping puzzles. Or the "female" who is patient, chill, and funny and comes in and rescues your 5 man team's Templar Challenge attempt by flawlessly running the relic and covering both teleport spots. Or the father with his two preteen kids who explains exactly what's up in his game post without mentioning that the kids are polite, friendly, and better players than most of the rest of the team. One of my first raiding experiences was with a group of guys that knew that I was basically a carry, so they gave me a job I could handle. I was the judge of the "your mother" joke competition. There's a lot of great people in the Destiny community. If you don't keep an open mind you're only hurting yourself.

Lfg is for noobs.