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Edited by Liam_the_Censor:
5/24/2017 8:02:22 PM
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The Titans are descendants of Captain America
Just a little note, this is just a joke Post. It is meant to be completely and totally stupid. Probably going to get some hate for making a joke lore post... anyway, enjoy! Also, yes. I did intend to not make proper paragraphs.
So, we all have been wondering, "Are Titans descended from Captain America?" The answer: yes. You see, Titans in Destiny 2 will summon a round Void shield that looks almost identical to that of Cap's. We can also be sure that due to lore, that the shield is made of Vibranium. Void starts with a 'V' and so does Vibranium, so yeah Tony Stark's dad will be in the game as well. Also, Titans are pretty much super soldiers seeing as they have great speed due to Titan skating. Strength because they punch stuff and kill noobs with like 2 hits (unlike the other classes which use knives or force pushes). Also, you will see in the trailer that when we throw the shield it is exactly like Captain America. Also, we are fighting the Red Skull Legion (their secret Hydra name) which is looking for a religious science do dad that nobody really knows about. And, the Titans will most likely be able to block Palpatine's lightning, which Cap did except with Thor. We also are raised from the dead after our death who knows how long ago like our great great great (great X 20) Granddad Cap. We also fight evil robots which are pretty similar to Ultron except for the time travel bit. And we have a civil war pretty much everyday in the Crucible. Last but not least, we will have Falcon as our partner. Yes, DawnBlade is actually Falcon in disguise. Also they are Jedi in disguise... and Sith. So yeah, expect a Marvel/Bungie game or movie in September!
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4 RepliesTitan with shield like Captain America Titan hammer like Thor Titan smash like Hulk Titans come straight out of Marvel Comics
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1 ReplyGANDALF THE BLUE! [i][b]starts performing insane acrobatics and being a general twat and a disgrace to all hunters[/b][/i] -blam!- YEAH!
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1 ReplyThis... this... this is amazing!
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cough inspiration cough
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1 ReplyBest Post Eva 😁😁😁
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20 Replies-blam!- YEAH WE ARE!! BECAUSE GOD BLESS SHIELDS!! GOD BLESS STARS ANS STRIPES! GOD BLESS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! AND [i][b]GOD, BLESS, AMERICA!!![/b][/i] *Eagle noises with AK-47's firing in the background* [spoiler]Im sorry I had to [/spoiler]
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Uhm. We are descendants of Wonder Women. Get marvel outa here
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2 RepliesOne disagreement: The vex are not ultron. The Vault of Glass is a gateway that the vex opened across space and time into the marvel universe. The Vex are in charge of keeping the Vault of Glass open in order to usher in the marvel universe to the destiny universe. Captain America has come through the Vault and is actually Dominus Ghaul which is obvious because all the phalanxes have shields. The titans are secretly allied with the cabal and will betray the vanguard when the time comes. All titans players, myself included, secretly know this but will not tell anyone.
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1 ReplyWell, now that means that Hydra has infiltrated the Guardian's universe....AND for what purpose? Wonder if the Speaker is actually the Red Skull....
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5 RepliesEdited by Eiffiks: 5/25/2017 10:17:25 AMAlternative: ghosts select fearful warriors from the past as guardians. One of them found Steve Rogers and chose him. Brought back from the dead, having lived to protect, he became a Titan. But he missed his shield, so he master his light and reshaped it to summon a shield he could use like I the good old days. It was bad ass. Soon all Titans, like little Americans in their time, wanted only one thing: be like the cap. So he tought them. --- Next time we'll talk about how a slightly irresponsible ghost looked for a dead emperors body and how it lead to the creation of a certain warlock subclass.
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1 ReplyIlluminati confirmed
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4 RepliesLike captain America is a real person come on he's made up.
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2 RepliesEdited by ferial56: 5/26/2017 12:53:46 AMWhat if all you ever wanted... WAS TO THROW A SHIELD AT SHIT?!? WELL PUT ON THE SENTINEL SUBCLASS NOW!! WITH THIS SUBCLASS YOU CAN THROW A SHIELD AND SMASH PEOPLE WITH IT AND BE A FÙCKING BADASS!! IS THAT AN ARCSTRIDER? GET THE FŪCK OUT OF HERE!! OH NO!! A DAWNBLADE!! OH WAIT SENTINEL'S BETTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOOT ME?? WELL TO GOD DAMN BAD I CAN EAT ALL YOUR BULLETS WITH MY BADASS SHIELD!! WHATS THAT?? YOUR OUTNUMBERED?? WELL THROW THE SHIELD AND WATCH IT BOUNCE OFF ALL OF YOUR ENEMIES AND DISINTEGRATE THEM INTO PURPLE DUST!!! WITH THIS SUBCLASS YOU GET TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA!! YOU GET TO BE A FŪCKING LEGEND!!! SENTINELLLLLLLLLL!!!!
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2 RepliesCaptain America shield Thor hammer Hulk smash Am I the only one who can see a trend here?
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No. They are decent from bubble soap.
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2 Repliesbut can i use it to shoot down the ski slopes?
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Lame super hero. Lame super. Lame.
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Sentinels*
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1 ReplyBut Titans don't suck...
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1 ReplyI already know this Captain America crap is going to annoy me.
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15 RepliesYou mean that all titans are liberal cucks? Makes sense.
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I had a post like this too 😂
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3 RepliesI'm sorry
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1 ReplyThe new supers are so -blam!-ing boring & uninspired
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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And Hercules!
