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Edited by Cal Exabyte:
4/9/2017 3:54:21 PM
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What does a ghost say when his guardian has unprotected sex?
"We've woken the HIV!"
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Kick the cabal in the balls
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1 ReplyEdited by Art Vandelay: 4/9/2017 9:49:25 PMYo momma's so fat my ghost scanned her crack and found the entire Hive fortress.[spoiler] Your joke would be more appreciated in #offtopic[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYa I get banned on my main account for saying the dreaded R word to a troll and this guy can make a post about sex and make treading okay. Btw not hating on The OP more hating on bungie and the ninjas that moderate that constantly get triggered and are extremely biased.
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1 ReplyWe need more guardians for Destiny 2 make more!!!
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Access key? I don't need an access key.
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1 ReplyEdited by BLNC1989: 4/11/2017 10:59:05 AM"Nothing like hearing Eris Moan".
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"I see you have found those nodes and unloaded on them"
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Edited by Brickinthewall87: 4/13/2017 9:16:26 PMCayde-6 "its fine...but...stand by for ressurection ghost.."
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91 RepliesMy mom died from HIV a year before I was born. I don't find this humorous.
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3 Replies" Im always watching Wazowski, always watching." Oh, wrong thing. ;D
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4 RepliesBashee-44 will be watching through the window just wispering "keep that thing oiled guardian"
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2 RepliesBought some shoes from a drug dealer. No clue what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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I was lucky not to catch the HIV-E But I got a serious case of the harpies
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Edited by JusticeThePeacekeeper: 4/11/2017 6:12:06 AMYour STD is like a Sunsinger. Every time you think it's gone, it burns a little and comes right back.
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Edited by LanceD: 4/11/2017 5:04:11 AMI still hear that in my head in Dinklebot's voice at space-shuttle-launch volume. The good ol' days...
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This makes me moist...
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Guardian Down!
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What did Cayde-6 say after having sex?! [spoiler]Uh ghost, stand by for resurrection![/spoiler]
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Millions of guardians down Stay away from the darkness I'll make u scream like omnigul
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Unprotected sex? Makes it sound like all sex is unsanitary.
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27 RepliesAre female guardians virgins again every time they revive?
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What does a volleyball player say when they make a post. [spoiler]BUMP[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat does a male Guardian say when he sees a lady he's interested in? "You're special, so you can have my heavy"
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Every time I hear the actual version of that statement from our newest voice actor, all I can imagine is him doing it without any sense of urgency . "We've woken the hive....." "I will be at the nail Solon , let me know how it goes". That's the sad picture I get in my head as he strolls out.
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