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I was runnin' round the sands of Iwo Jima with a sub machine gun when...
This soviet subarine done come up out o' the waters and they broadcast over the loudspeakers: "yer beer brats is ready!" Well, I knew it was war and all, and that we was at war with the Empire of Japan, but I'd been hankerin'' fer some beer brats ever since I shipped off from Pearl last Deecember.
So I said: "what the hell? Gimmie that brat with the relish and the mustard!"
Back then the Russians was friends you see, and they was contracted to sell beer brats far and wide throughout the Pacific. Capin' Riddley said the Russians had come over land to Korea by way of Singapore, on camels no less! Brought them beer brats on camel back. Capin' Riddly is dead now, but he said before he died that camels was majestic creatures. I just hope they has beer brats and camels wherever he is now.
Maybe I'll be joinin' him directly. Maybe not. Either way, I'm gonna enjoy this brat.
-Cpl Peaches
Feb 19, 1945
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5 Replies[quote]soviet [/quote] Comrade, now is time for a frown, I said comrade, Steel production is down, I said comrade, capitalists are clowns, You may need to sleep on the ground. Comrade, there's a place you can go, I said comrade, you'll have to trek through the snow, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to spend your time. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be, I said comrade, realize motherlands dreams, but you've got to know this one thing. Rich man, ruins world by himself, I said no man, will have personal wealth. So just come here, to the USSR, Our land stretches near and so far. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, I was once in your shoes, I said Comrade, we hate the Red White and Blues, I feel no man, better than me or you, the Aristocracy are fools. That's when, Lenin came up to me, and said Comrade, take a walk up the street, I made a place called the USSR. They can start you up with a farm. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, now is time for a frown, I said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, now is time for a frown, I said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade, I know what you want to be
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1 ReplyWow. Thank you. I admire your historical accuracy.
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Russians are friends again, dont worry Cpl.
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1 ReplyThis is either a parody thread or parody fodder... Either way it's great.
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Have a cookie.
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+1 for alternate history. 😀
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-blam!- you
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Seems appropriate.
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5 RepliesHow is this top of trending with 3 replies?
