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12/3/2016 1:59:10 AM
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Dead spiders in my milk
I keep the milk gallon at the bottom rack of the refrigerator and pushed way at the back so that the cold can keep it the right temperature. Sometimes it turns icy. I like this. I pour my milk into my bowl and notice what I thought was milk icicles. Instead of pouring in the cereal I teach in to grab some icy clumps to bite. Instead I grab with my finger and thumb a pair of tiny spiders. Drowned and cold.
Milk is down the sink now. I'm starving myself now
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Ugh ewww!!! Still quite funny!!!
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1 ReplySpider prolly in cereal
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1 ReplyGreat band name
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2 RepliesYour way of consuming milk is worst than finding a spider in it
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Stop putting your milk in bags and you wont have this problem
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That's horrifying. Similarly but not so similarly, my basement lights are those plastic, rectangular kind. In each one are about 10 dead spiders of varying sizes... I've yet to replace them in the 4 years I've lived here. Now all but two lights are dead, and I'm finally going to have to deal with my mild case of arachnophobia.
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Spider master race.
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Spider milk is best milk
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Well that's a no no
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I haven arachnophobia ~consume enhance replicate~ soooo....[spoiler]lets not ~consume enhance replicate~ speak of this again[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIf you come over here I can feed you. [spoiler]WITH SOME DOMINOES PIZZA 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕[/spoiler]
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Well, Hawaiian Punch from this point forward.
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Dead spiders in milk is probably still better than Redbull in my cup :3
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1 ReplyWhy do you do this to me?
