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Edited by Nephilhim:
11/28/2016 12:55:13 PM
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Titan looking for help to rebuild bridge in plaguelands
Me Titan who likes to kill in archon forge, but sparrow take too long and plaguelands much big size.
When guardian land in plaguelands and go left broken bridge make sparrow bump and hurt Titan butt. I wipe Titan tears with Titan butt towel, so please don't be sad.
Titan need magic man and hunting man for help with bridge. Titan can stack rocks but no road will form. Magic man must make rock become road, and hunter man must stand by offering insulting comments and asking for weapons to work less good.
Please help this Titan rebuild old bridge. I will not punch, or run peregrine-knee into teeth. Will repay with strange coins, meaning coins stored in Titan's strange place. Many purple ammo boxes in return too (PS: not candy, as mean hunter man said at first)
Tldr Titan need to rebuild bridge in plaguelands to get to forge in time to meet lady vandal for date.
Please give titanman ideas for date with vandal-lady
Titan wake up this morning to many funny comments. Thank all for input. Titan happy. Titan make vandal-lady very happy, unfortunately Titan man contracted Siva clusters from vandal-lady so Titan must find penicillin
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#Destiny
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Hunting man "removes" siva cluster free just have to use hot yellow gun
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Roflol! Bump!!!!
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2 RepliesMe turn right me no need broken bridge. Me go through giants butt. Got lady vandal first me give her siva.😈
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Lmao, good read
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1 ReplyYou sir just made my day.
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Magic man know not of rock. Please inform.
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Titan brother, I help with build bridge.
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3 RepliesIf only the bubbles of courage and strength were able to be hard and stand on. And permanent. Then, Titan need not the help of magic men and sneaky snipes. We make bubble bridge! Bubble bridge is also best because shiny. But is worst because least possible
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2 RepliesMy sunsinger is in a wheel chair for life from the nerf.
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Mean Hunter man nerf me many times. Am very weak and me not wanted anymore. Me say "but I is good Bladedancer" but they no want. Me very sad but will help Titan man build bridge.
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1 ReplyNot all Hunters do that. Some actually help, but people hate ten because they're Hunters.
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1 ReplyEdited by AdligerAdler: 11/28/2016 10:40:10 AMThis magic man has an idea. Rebuild the bridge with hunting man corpses. I know, they look like small and skinny weaklings, but eating boar poo and the parasites on their bodies in the wild made their bones strong. Trust magic man, magic man is reading many smart books.
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Lol... Hunters described accurately and perfectly 😀
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Is Master Yoda your father?
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2 RepliesVandal-Lady like EDM musics and ethers ethers make vandal-lady much dizzy
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1 ReplySorry no spare glimmer, gave it all to the Taniks house fund.
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Me Titan brother can help building that bridge. Just say whether me need to melt rocks, shoulder charge rocks, or pile up rocks in my beautiful purple orb.
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Make rifle fusion more nerf? Okay! -Bungie
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"the best i can do is 50"
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1 ReplyOMG why was I talking like that while reading!?!? I feel dumb now xD
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A classic.
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Lol... the hunter bit. Love it
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Haha this was funny
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Me Grimlock no like bridge. Me Grimlock stomp bridge all day. Me Grimlock miss other dinobots and want to stomp Michael Bay for how he por(be)trayed us all. Me Grimlock go now
