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Edited by Nephilhim:
11/28/2016 12:55:13 PM
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Titan looking for help to rebuild bridge in plaguelands
Me Titan who likes to kill in archon forge, but sparrow take too long and plaguelands much big size.
When guardian land in plaguelands and go left broken bridge make sparrow bump and hurt Titan butt. I wipe Titan tears with Titan butt towel, so please don't be sad.
Titan need magic man and hunting man for help with bridge. Titan can stack rocks but no road will form. Magic man must make rock become road, and hunter man must stand by offering insulting comments and asking for weapons to work less good.
Please help this Titan rebuild old bridge. I will not punch, or run peregrine-knee into teeth. Will repay with strange coins, meaning coins stored in Titan's strange place. Many purple ammo boxes in return too (PS: not candy, as mean hunter man said at first)
Tldr Titan need to rebuild bridge in plaguelands to get to forge in time to meet lady vandal for date.
Please give titanman ideas for date with vandal-lady
Titan wake up this morning to many funny comments. Thank all for input. Titan happy. Titan make vandal-lady very happy, unfortunately Titan man contracted Siva clusters from vandal-lady so Titan must find penicillin
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#Destiny
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Edited by Adaman1324: 11/29/2016 5:22:20 PM[quote][i]"Why do they always assume Titans aren't clever?"[/i][/quote] This is why.
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4 RepliesI would like to donate 8 stacks of plasteel plating.
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7 RepliesEdited by Stuka Ju87D: 11/29/2016 12:03:59 AMWe here at the Titan Consortium would like to thank all those Guardians who conveyed kindness to our fellow Titan. To those of you who took it upon yourselves to dismiss and even ridicule our challenged comrade, please understand that this hapless fellow fell from a great height onto his head some time ago, something to do with Festival of the Lost and an Atheon mask...Eva be damned, but I digress. We have decided that anyone who helps our friend here achieve his goals will receive a token granting immunity towards one FOH, a free piggyback ride to the top of Felwinters Peak and a photo of you holding Shaxx's missing horn. We will also wash and sterilize any strange coins he produces from his "strange" place to renumerate you with.
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12 RepliesGotta wear bubble when you're with those vandal ladies.
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9 RepliesYour mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Nerf fusion rifles. Hunter, away!
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8 RepliesEdited by mallarie: 11/29/2016 4:04:46 PMDuuuuuuude... I have had the WORST day. I just went to my friends funeral yesterday. This world has lost a beautiful gamer girl. And for a moment, your post made me smile and even laugh. Truly grateful. Keep posting stuff like this! A bunch of people liked this post, so I decided to show you how beautiful she was. http://www.photobucket.com/user/MallarieBundy/media/IMG_1942_zpsudjih5jj.jpg.html
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Edited by anthrax99: 11/30/2016 2:53:20 PMas a self professed magic man, i will help you build your bridge but we will need your hammer too in aiding construction. you lay the rocks, i will flatten them with a nova bomb, then you hammer the guard rails in place. i will heat and lay the asphalt with my solar grenades then charge the street lights with my storm trance. after we are done you punch the hunter man in the face and have him fetch us a couple of beers with that fruity purple tether arrow while we setup a couple of lawn chairs and admire our new bridge.
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3 RepliesSo nerf fusion rifles?
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I don't need a bridge I can [b][i][u]Sparrow fly[/u][/i][/b] . . [spoiler][b][i][u]Guardian down [/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]...[/spoiler] [spoiler]well that didn't go as planned [/spoiler]
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Edited by Himalayan Salt: 11/29/2016 5:33:03 PMYeah, bucko, as a Hunter I got no time to deal with meatheads like you. I got a bunch of better things to do! Build a bridge? I [i]obliterate[/i] bridges. I mean, I may always get stuck when we're trying to cross that metal bridge during the strike, but that's the fusion rifle's fault goddamnit! Freaking cheating, floating, cheesy Warlocks with their slow glides! They don't even help! They just dance in front of me whilst I get stuck in those Hive traps! Who the hell do those Hive think they are, anyways!? HUNTERS set traps. Not discount-zombie-overly-complex-backstory-having freaks! We gotta get the Architects to remove these things! I got enough to deal with, but this asshat wants [i]me[/i] to listen to [i]him[/i]!? You idiots are as slow as my Hunter friends say. Honestly, you're mad you smack your butt in patrol!? [b]WELL IM MAD YOU MEATHEADS CAN JUGGERSHOTTY ME IN THE CRUCIBLE AND I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.[/b] Just suck it up, man! You're over here stacking pebbles, while [i]I'm[/i] trying my damndest to make sure snipers get buffed! It's obvious who's doing the more important work here, but I guess you Titans are too stupid to realize that. Get outta here, lamebrain [spoiler]I think I got the asshole-Hunter persona down. Unlike the Warlock fella below me, this isn't my usual personality. Unless I'm drunk and around political idiots.... Yeah...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Kenybear: 11/29/2016 8:10:21 PMFunny but come on man get with the times. Butt towels are so year 1 now. DickieTowel brand dicktowels are the pinnacle of space fashion. They protect your junk on those long sparrow rides. That's all I wear.
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1 ReplyI hear only Hadronic Essence can properly pave a bridge.
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Stoke the Sunbreaker`s Forge and get your Arc Welders! We need to make some metal! Hunter will help with bridge!
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So I see even striker intellect was nerfed in the last hotfix
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I'm willing to stand there and do nothing but screaming for hours. I've got no lungs anyway, it'll be a piece of cake.
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Hm. Too bad you can't just blink across. Oh wait. Maybe you could just shoulder charge across? Ha, nope, that ain't workin anymore. Guess who did it? [spoiler]Me[/spoiler] I don't have to worry about your sparrow problems, I'll just summon a pack of wolves. You heard me. MOTHER FÛCKING WOLVES. [spoiler]I'm edgy, I know. [/spoiler] You know, I was really thinking about helping you for a second there, but some fat lard named Titan had to make my knives useless, so I'm not. [spoiler]this is what happens when you disrespect the edge lord. [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesInsulting comments. Nerf shotguns.
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It's a titan not a retard.
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Maybe us two titanmans squeeze rock and make concrete?
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Edited by Joseph Ballin: 11/30/2016 1:22:57 AMLater that week Commander Zavala woke up in front of a burning mess covered in half melted rocks and dead hunters. He then looks down and see that there is a dead vandal lady and that his lower half is completely covered in siva clusters. Turning around he sees Ikora and Cayde shaking their head in disapproval, while Eris looks back and forth between Zavala and the bridge and her secret stash of wine hidden behind a destroyed vehicle. I think it's pretty obvious which one she chose. [spoiler]The answer is a drunken (but incredibly righteous) murder of all remaining hunters who didn't help the bridge effort[/spoiler] [spoiler]Oh, almost forgot those few asshole warlocks who refused to help as well, she killed them too.[/spoiler]
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It's time you learn titan skating and sparrow flying. I can enter archons Forge 24.7 seconds after spawning in by sparrow flying over the part your talking about, titan skating through the next area by bumping myself with my sparrow, and then sparrow flying across the casum in the area after that.
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This -blam!- smells like hotdog water
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Child looking for help to rebuild parent's marriage.
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1 ReplyFor some reason, this is how I envision every titan talking
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20 Repliesno building bridges till you dismantle mines yessss?
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I'd go with ronin personally....lol
