This is the song that I'm about to rap about It's called, "I'm sorry that I got fat I will slim down". This is the song that was reminding me That I gotta lose weight and go on a strict diet The first time when I got fat, I was eating those fatty hamburgers, fries, and all that. This is what I'm gonna do about it right now And this is the song that I just wrote about, "I'm sorry that I got fat, I will slim down". So here it goes, right now Before I got fat, I was slim. That was this time when I was eating McDonalds I kept eating McDonalds for five years From 1987 to 19...um...91. That was when I became fat a year later Now I'm finally doing something about it I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that I got fat I will slim down I've been trying to lose weight But it's been time-taking (it's been time-taking) And I've been fixing to stay away from Wendy's, Burger King, McDonalds, plus White Castles That's what I'm going to do, and that's that. I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that I got fat I will slim down I'm getting tired of eating McDonalds As the same as I'm tired of eating Wendy's, Burger King, White Castles, and other places Let me tell you when, and how I'm losing weight. I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry THAT I GOT FAT I will slim down Now, I'm staying away from fatty foods By eating healthy foods And going on a strict diet I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that i got fat I'm sorry that I got fat I will slim down I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that I got fat I'm sorry that i got fat I will slim down I'm sorry that I got fat I will slim down I'm sorry that I got fat I will slim down I will slim down I will slim down I will slim down I will slim down I will slim down I will slim down I will slim down I'm sorry that I got fat I will slim down

I just felt a wave, an emotion And right then I knew that everything had changed A whole side of you that went missing's gone And all I'd thought of you is wrong Gotta step away for perspective Need to take a chance to clear my head Don't wanna understand your position Oughta wash my hands of you and run Think I lost my nerve like I lost you Held trapped by what we were No, I'll never feel the same Same about you, same about you No, I'll never feel the same Same about you, same about you Spent time today reminiscing Think I learned a lot about who we are Couldn't diagnose your condition But now I see the signs you left behind Think I lost my nerve like I lost you And the truth remains unheard No, I'll never feel the same Same about you, same about you No, I'll never feel the same Same about you, same about you Some roads you can't come back from When you extract truth from the lie No, I'll never feel the same Same about you, same about you No, I'll never feel the same Same about you, same about you

Calling all cars we've got another victim 'Cause my love has become an affliction What did you expect from me? What did you expect from me? I'm sorry but I think I failed to mention That I lied at my very first confession What did you expect from me? What did you expect from me? 'Cause this has been building since I have been breathing And I know how it's going to end So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word when I swore that I would let you down And now that I'm gone Try to forget me and just move on So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word and you hate me for it now You knew all along Try to forget me and just move on Oh my dear, what have I gone and done now? It's curtain call, I'm about to take my last bow What did you expect from me? What did you expect from me? Without giving away the entire ending I ruined the evening again So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word when I swore that I would let you down And now that I'm gone Try to forget me and just move on So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word and you hate me for it now You knew all along Try to forget me and just move on I don't have love left inside, inside And I don't have love left inside, inside Are you desperate for an answer? I don't have an ounce of good left in me now That's why I walked out So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word when I swore that I would let you down And now that I'm gone Try to forget me and just move on So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word and you hate me for it now You hate me for it now Try to forget me and just move on I am not the one that you should blame So take what I left you for the pain I am not the one that you should blame So take what I left you for the pain And do your best to forget my name

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation The way that I met her was on tour at a concert She had long hair and a short miniskirt I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof" I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused" I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" Come on, I'm not even goin' for it This is what I'm goin' sing You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime 'Cause I have friends and that's a fact Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack Forget about that, let's go into the story About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me So we started talkin', getttin' familiar Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up A relationship or some understanding I was gonna be in the future we was plannin' Everything sounded so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a treat After this was established, everything was cool The tour was over and she went back to school I called every day to see how she was doin' Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin' I called her room a guy picked up, and then I called again I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend" Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that Jus' bust this You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend So I came to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl that was so exquisite It was a school day, I knew she was there The first semester of the school year I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm This guy made me fill out a visitor's form He told me where it was and I as on my way To see my baby doll, I was happy to say I arrrived in front of the dormitory Yo, could you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know I was in for such an event So I came to her room and opened the door Oh, snap! Guess what I saw? A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth, I was so in shock my heart went down south So please listen to the message that I say Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Your lips
Your hips
When you touch em to mine each and every time
I'm hypnotized, I'll admit it
Your moves
Your grooves
It's some heavy stuff, I can't get enough
Girl your love's a drug, I can't quit it High up on you, you display good traits though few. We've found time alone will tell. This disease keeps holding me down. Try to run when bear sleep. To imagine us away. He said come, fly around my he'll. And know this, you seem to be Too scared to run. Wish I had your faults Nothing seems to phase you Lies, you're much more than just human. Just as I thought it was going alright
I find out I'm wrong, when I thought I was right
Salways the same, it's just a shame, that's all
I could say day, and you'd say night
Tell me it's black when I know that it's white
Always the same, it's just a shame, that's all Wolverine is open spears Dr. Doom is up in tears when Ironman joins the fight Falcon darts in from the sky Silver Surfer by his side Thor's Hammer has thundering might Who'll save the day The Super Hero Squad They'll hero up again Super Hero Squad (Hero up!) Super Hero Squad (Hero up!) Well we're movin on up, To the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Movin on up, To the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. When I can't sleep at night
Without holding you tight
Girl, each time I try I just break down and cry
Pain in my head
Oh, I'd rather be dead
Spinning around and around
 Although we've come
To the end of the road
Still I can't let go
It's unnatural
You belong to me
I belong to you
Although we've come
To the end of the road
Still I can't let go
It's unnatural
You belong to me
I belong to you


It's all the same, only the names will change Everyday it seems we're wasting away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home [Chorus:] I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days And the people I meet always go their separate ways Sometimes you tell the day By the bottle that you drink And times when you're alone all you do is think [Chorus 2x] And I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back I've been everywhere, and still I'm standing tall I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all 'Cause I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive 'Cause I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side I'm wanted dead or alive And I ride dead or alive I still drive, dead or alive Dead or alive [4x]

I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) [Chorus:] I've become so numb, I can't feel you there Become so tired, so much more aware I'm becoming this, all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me, Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control? 'Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you. (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you. (Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take. [Chorus:] I've become so numb, I can't feel you there, Become so tired, so much more aware I'm becoming this, all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you. And I know I may end up failing too. But I know You were just like me with someone disappointed in you. [Chorus:] I've become so numb, I can't feel you there, Become so tired, so much more aware. I'm becoming this, all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you. [Chorus:] I've become so numb, I can't feel you there. (I'm tired of being what you want me to be) I've become so numb, I can't feel you there. (I'm tired of being what you want me to be)

Ok Don't do it Don't you try it baby Don't do that Don't Don't Don't Don't do that You got a good thing going now Don't do it Don't do it Don't Don't try suicide Nobody's worth it Don't try suicide Nobody cares Don't try suicide Just gonna hate it Don't try suicide Nobody gives a damn So you think it's the easy way out Think you're gonna slash your wrists This time Baby when you do it all you do is Get on my tits Don't do that try try try baby Don't do that - you got a good thing going now Don't do it Don't do it - Don't [Chorus:] You need help Look at yourself you need help You need life So don't hang yourself It's o.k. o.k. o.k. o.k. You just can't be a prick teaser all of the time A little bit attention - you got it Need some affection - you got it Suicide suicide suicide bid Suicide suicide sucide bid Suicide Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it babe Don't do it Don't do it Don't-do it Don't put your neck on the line Don't drown on me babe Blow your brains out - Don't do that - yeah [Chorus:] Nobody gives - nobody gives Nobody gives a damn

I can't see where you comin' from But I know just what you runnin' from: And what matters ain't the "who's baddest" but The ones who stop you fallin' from your ladder, baby And you feel like you feelin' now And doin' things just to please your crowd, When I love you like the way I love you, And I suffer, but I ain't gonna cut you 'cause This ain't no place for no hero. This ain't no place for no better man. This ain't no place for no hero To call "home." This ain't no place for no hero. This ain't no place for no better man. This ain't no place for no hero To call "home." Every time I close my eyes, I think, I think about you inside, And your mother, givin' up on askin' why - Why you lie, and you cheat, and you try to make A fool outta she... I can't see where you comin' from, But I know just what you're runnin' from. And what matters ain't the "who's baddest," but the Ones who stop you fallin' from your ladder, 'cause This ain't no place for no hero. This ain't no place for no better man. This ain't no place for no hero To call "home."

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o. I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never, never let you go Never let me go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.) Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me. So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here. (Oh, yeah, oh yeah) Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me. Any way the wind blows.

We are number one Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you want to be a villain number one You have to chase a superhero on the run Now follow my lead and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound [b][i][u]*CRACK*[/u][/i][/b] No don't touch that! We are number one We are number one Now look at this net That I just found When I say go Be ready to throw Go! Throw it at him, not me! Ugh, let's try something else Now watch and learn Here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this banana peel Ha ha ha! [b][i][u]WHAT ARE YOU DOING[/u][/i][/b] We are number one We are number one [repeat some amount of times]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

I'm an Alabama -blam!- and I wanna be freeHell with the N double A C PI don't drinkI don't cussI wanna ride on the front of the busI'm an Alabama -blam!- and I wanna be freeHell with the N double A C PI wanna eat where the white folks eatCause I'm white on the bottom of my feetI'm an Alabama -blam!- and I wanna be freeHell with the N double A C PWe don't screw like the white folks doWe just screw til we get throughI'm an Alabama -blam!- and I wanna be freeHell with the N double A C PI wanna be white more and moreSo i can bitch at the -blam!- next doorI'm an Alabama -blam!- and I wanna be freeHell with the N double A C P

I just wanna see you shine, cause I know you are a Stargirl

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!) That's my mother-blam!-ing balls, you'd better let go of em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em Hey, it's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail Get it? Checking the 'male'? How many records you expecting to sell after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch TV, and Comcast cable and you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from topping these charts And you can't stop me from dropping each March with a brand new CD for these -blam!-ing retards Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me Mr. "Don't Give A -blam!-," still won't leave

It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (‘The -blam!- you say, boyee?) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier, Horatio or Horat so beer! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He hates Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’. Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, But that’s not happenin’, either! Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys and spark this, take a breather. With that reefer in my lungs, I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!

Song lyrics [spoiler]roasted m8 8/8[/spoiler]

I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash, he did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the mash, it caught on in a flash He did the mash, he did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash, they did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash They did the mash, it caught on in a flash They did the mash, they did the monster mash The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son

Saw it in a store, one day. Thought it might, make me play Future music all for you- Seen me thru my hardest times- thought it was 'bout time, to open a new world just for you- Fills all my needs, gave me the key Door was open, for me to see Playin around the world, touchin' All the boys and girls with a new love to make them free Kalimba, ooh kalimba, play me a tune Kalimba, ooh kalimba, I'm glad I found you Kalimba, ooh kalimba, play me a tune Kalimba, ooh kalimba sends a message to you If you lend an ear, and you have no fear The vibration will move your mind It's new to you, sounds true to you Sacred music before it's time Play it for ya now, wanna see just how, my kalimba get next to you Are you ready now, well get ready Come along, groove with the new- Kalimba, ooh kalimba, play me a tune Kalimba, ooh kalimba, I'm glad I found you Kalimba, ooh kalimba, play me a tune Kalimba, ooh kalimba sends a message to you