Had a blueberry go afk long enough to get kicked. He rejoined at boss fight so I decided to let him actually contribute so I went afk ( not really afk but just sat down in protest). Then this hilarity ensued.
https://youtu.be/kOny6t6fmD8
Edit: h1rol3r translated the video to text for people who can't watch it. It may be funnier than video.
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-Daniel (OP) is playing a strike (looks like the Abomination Heist)
-Player 2 has entered despite being AFK the entire strike
-In protest, Daniel (Hunter) decides to stage a sit-in
-Irked by the fact Daniel is not pulling his weight in the strike, Player 2 tries to push him off the map.
-Savvy to Player 2's skull duggery, Daniel jumps out of the way continuously while Player 2 attempts to push him off the map repeatedly.
-Player 2, fed up he is unable to complete his objective, tries to shoulder charge Daniel off the map. He misses and thus, he himself falls off the map.
-Naturally, Daniel waves to Player 2 and administers a few facial squats on Player 2's orb.
-In a random act of kindness, Daniel revives Player 2.
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-However, Daniel is equipped with a Dark Drinker
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
-Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again.
-Daniel revives Player 2
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The End.
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Edit 2: read all the comments even the salty ones. I never thought this would get that much attention but it did (Had to turn off notifications to save my battery). Hopefully I can keep supplying you guys with more videos like this.
Edit 3: I will now main a Titan and run strikes. I will bubble every rocket I see. I will also shoulder charge everyone off map.
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1 ReplyCan I get a bump for later? Judging by the transcript, I'm gonna want to see this video.
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2 RepliesEdited by WarlordoftheWest: 11/16/2016 9:02:23 PMYou are the hero these forums need. Never change. Don't forget to hashtag #motw to be nominated. I think you may win with this one.
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Edited by emcmcr: 11/16/2016 10:53:40 PMBungie needs to just kick players after a minute, I've been with players who finish a strike just to see them afk the next, WTF if you had to leave then just go, most time they are 395 or so, they don't even need the strike so why take the place of a player that does?.
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You are amazing
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This is art in its purest form.
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Good job
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This is awesome! I hate people who afk during strikes. I'm glad you got to shit on his day.
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Dude you Dr Strange/Dormammu'd him. Hilarious, love it.
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me and my friend were doing omnigul strike and we had made it as far as the first part of omnigul, we were waiting there because the 3rd guy was off killing enemies not even part of the mission. So we waited till he got to us, waved at him and pointed. Then we started running out of the building into where the yellow bar knight spawns. He actually followed me and I ran towards the edge of the map. While I was doing so my buddy hopped on his sparrow and ran straight into him knocking the guy off and himself in the process. Thankfully the guy was a good sport and didn't back out and kept playing as if nothing happened.
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Freaking love the shadestep juke!
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Thank you! I really love how upset people get when you do the exact thing that they are doing. Well played.
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Haha you Savage! Good on you though. Hate people that do this!
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10 RepliesEdited by Dyssemiamoeba: 11/16/2016 5:50:40 PMCan someone tell me what happenend? Can't watch videos right now..
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In honor of this post, I did this earlier to a Warlock on Saber strike into the water. Once he even self-rez'd, I stopped. haha.
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11/10
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Movie of the week!
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That's so awesome OP. Congrats
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It be better off afk in nightfall strike.
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That's the best trolling I've seen in a very long time. Great job.
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1 ReplyEdited by LIIR007: 11/16/2016 9:51:04 PMBlueberry derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head. According to Urban Dictionary Also... Blueberry The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass. AND... blueberry a delicious blu-ish fruit chock full of antioxidants! (not a drug or some other random thing, a fruit...) [i]Person 1: oh, whatever is that delicious looking berry covered in whipped cream that you are eating for dessert? Person 2: its a blueberry! and yes it is quite delicious and healthy too![/i]
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10/10 #MOTW
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3 RepliesOh sweet lord. JUSTICE! I troll a lot during strikes when people go afk. Aside from that I message them so when I recruit on lfg I can pull a stunt during a raid. [b]My mentality:[/b] You will contribute, I'm not running this strike for charity....
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This is why match making strikes suck because you can't help but troll the losers that go afk and get the same rewards as you. Usually good players have to spam them with mail, grenades, sparrow kills, etc to make them play, and when they do play, they are awful. We need to implement a voting system for afk players in strikes so that players can run through them as intended.
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[b]#TOTW Troll of the week[/b] Really appreciated!
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Hahahaha