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Age is NO excuse (I'm SO bad)
I just turned 56, but that’s no excuse for the way I play.. (Although I’ve been known to blame it on that occasionally).
I’m SO bad..
When I go see the Speaker, there’s Uncomfortable Silence.
Amanda only has sparrows with training wheels. But she did promise I could solo my Cessna 150.
Rahool just gave me a new helmet, “The Dunce Cap” It’s got zero stats. And don’t get me started on my new hand cannon it’s got a GOD awful ROLL.
When I went down to face Crota, Eris mourned.
My ghost only says one line, “I got a bad feeling about this.”
I went to the “Sky Watch” and missed every public event. I was too busy looking up.
My jumping puzzles are named “Off the Edge”.
I came across a Dreg in the Cosmodrome and he said, “YOU and ME 1V1!”
Cayde said, “I need to get out of this tower… you need to stay.”
I’ve never gotten hate mail in the crucible. Just condolence cards.
.. But when I load up, join my awesome team, play with my wife or just run a patrol by myself; I feel young again and have as much fun as I did dropping quarters in PONG!
:)
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Thanks everyone for the empathy, sympathy, condolences and get gud scrub!
I was in the tower earlier and heard something about Zavala’s Crochet Class. I was excited; he said to Try Hard and I might get accepted for spring semester.
Mrs. Levante presented me with an exclusive shader, “Yellow-belly” it clashes with my Dunce Cap, tho. I asked her if she was getting a bigger box of crayons soon. I can’t repeat her answer here. (Ninja's and all).
I went to pledge Dead Orbit. Mr. Jalaal said, “No Thanks.”
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26 here. Being youngh doesnt make you awesome since im pretty bad aswell ;)
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46 here...going strong fighting witches in the Plaguelands and at home, my number one witch, my wife - Real Omnigul....hehehe. She hates my playing and I have to fight her with sweet words only as my Hopscotch Pilgrim is not allowed....hehehe.....
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Turned 30 this June... Somehow I'm getting better at crucible. PSA: 6 man gametypes outside of mayhems or supremacy are CANCER
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49 and still going.
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I will be 45 next week, still like playing destiny just have no friends to do raids and the rest, my Clan members left destiny.Would like to have mature ppl to play no kids.
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Bravo!
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I'm 54. I'm still waiting for the exotic walker quest.
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Went to VoG and was Vexually assaulted Ended up with a bad case of the harpies
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Says the 384 with a 1.17 kd[spoiler]I'm worse[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhen my ghost revived me for the first time he was confused if he had actually revived me or not cause I still looked like a skeleton.
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I'm 46 and been a gaming since I was in the Navy. Owned ever system (since 1989) and just got the ps vr ( mind. Blown.) Never stop doing what you enjoy bud.
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Go pong
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Haha, skywatch ;)
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I lost it on the ghost, too funny. This is good thumbs up to you.
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Is this some sort of ageist troll?
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1 ReplyLol right there with you pong was my 1st video game
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Lolol that's hilarious
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I love it.... but sadly -- I [b]AM[/b] that guy!!! I really like when we get a creative and funny take on the game! bravo to you!!
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[quote]I just turned 56, but that’s no excuse for the way I play.. (Although I’ve been known to blame it on that occasionally). I’m SO bad.. When I go see the Speaker, there’s Uncomfortable Silence. Amanda only has sparrows with training wheels. But she did promise I could solo my Cessna 150. Rahool just gave me a new helmet, “The Dunce Cap” It’s got zero stats. And don’t get me started on my new hand cannon it’s got a GOD awful ROLL. When I went down to face Crota, Eris mourned. My ghost only says one line, “I got a bad feeling about this.” I went to the “Sky Watch” and missed every public event. I was too busy looking up. My jumping puzzles are named “Off the Edge”. I came across a Dreg in the Cosmodrome and he said, “YOU and ME 1V1!” Cayde said, “I need to get out of this tower… you need to stay.” I’ve never gotten hate mail in the crucible. Just condolence cards. .. But when I load up, join my awesome team, play with my wife or just run a patrol by myself; I feel young again and have as much fun as I did dropping quarters in PONG! :) ***********EDIT********** Thanks everyone for the empathy, sympathy, condolences and get gud scrub! I was in the tower earlier and heard something about Zavala’s Crochet Class. I was excited; he said to Try Hard and I might get accepted for spring semester. Mrs. Levante presented me with an exclusive shader, “Yellow-belly” it clashes with my Dunce Cap, tho. I asked her if she was getting a bigger box of crayons soon. I can’t repeat her answer here. (Ninja's and all). I went to pledge Dead Orbit. Mr. Jalaal said, “No Thanks.”[/quote] Love this post sooooo describes me lol
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48 RepliesI'm 73. I play with a fellow guardian who is 67. I have another friend that l'm going to ask to join us who will be 73 in November. I believe we will be the oldest fireteam in the history of Destiny. Unfortunately, there are no walkers or wheelchairs in Destiny. We are asking Bungie to create a new social space "The Retirement Home". You can apply for entrance when you turn 65.
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2 RepliesGo back to the prison of ELDERS!!! Nah, your good... for nooooowww... you'll never guess my age! I bet ya! Lol
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U made me smile on a bad day U should make a clan, call it the "Gerry hat tricks" lol 🙄 I hope that was so bad it was funny but think it was just BAD Hope I'm still gaming when older, and with such a brill attitude
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#Never2Old2Respawn
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18 RepliesOur entire Clan/Alliance is composed of older folks. We advertise 30 and up, but I'd say that the bulk of our membership is in their forties. If any of you Guardians are interested here's a little info. We are looking for older gamers. Around 30+ years old. We're the DOGS ([b]D[/b]em [b]O[/b]ld [b]G[/b]uy[b]S[/b]) Alliance There are no tryouts or interviews. No score, light, level, grimore or ratio requirements. We are a friendly international alliance of clans for adult gamers. (Men and women.) We have members in North America, Australia, UK, South Korea, Europe, South Africa and more, so that means we have clan members on nearly 24/7!!!! For us its camaraderie, fun and friends before score and skill. [b]Currently there are several factions of DOGS.[/b] [quote][b]Dem Old GuyS[/b] - [i]Founding clan[/i] (X1 - All playstyles) https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1125611 [b]Accepting new members[/b] [/quote] [quote][b]The WarMUTTS[/b] (X1 - All playstyles with a slight PvP focus.) https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/1222842 [b]Accepting new members [/b] [/quote] [quote][b]Dogg Soldiers[/b] (X1 - All playstyles) https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/964947 [b]Accepting new members [/b] [/quote] [quote] [b]KillerDOGS[/b] (X1 - All playstyles) https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1436948 [b]NOW forming!!!![/b] [/quote] [quote] [b]AttackDOGS[/b] (PS4 - All playstyles) https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1436966 [b]NOW forming!!!![/b] [/quote] DOGS on FB - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1660401080903292/ We ALL wear the [DOGS] clan tag, no matter what the faction or console. We are all family! While we are laid back and casual, we still take are gaming somewhat serious. We use tools to help the clans communicate, we have planned raids, and even a last- minute LFG within the Alliance! Interested? Simply join the groups you are interested in and check us out. Like you see? Introduce yourself!
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When I faced Oryx, the Deathsingers cried
