Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"
EDIT: Just realised if Apemantus is dog, and the painter's ma is a female dog, she is a bitch
Also in Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus, Aaron taunts his lover's sons:
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
EDIT: Good feedback so far guys, lets keep 'er goin'
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Shakespeare also rhymed better than modern rappers
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That last one never gets old. XD
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Edited by horrifx_orange: 10/18/2016 3:19:50 AMThis is the funniest shit I've read in awhile good job on finding these 😂😂😂😂😂
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Holy shit, Aaron is a savage.
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did you just learn this in your high school English? mama jokes been around since the dawn of time
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1 ReplyIt's surprising how many people don't know this.
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*Cue the ear -blam!- music*
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That last one actually made me laugh ;) ~[i]Have a Sp00ky day![/i]
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he also made a fart joke in macbeth
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2 RepliesI suddenly dislike Shakespeare a lot less
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Shakespeare also wrote Star Wars: verily a new hope, I have a hard copy novel, it's a good read
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[i][b]OOOOOOOOOOH[/b][/i]
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Where was Shakespeare on "Yo mama MTV"?
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Classic.
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Somehow funny.
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2 RepliesHonestly I want to understand his works better he's honestly like a child with all the stuff he says, he's also been known to make sex jokes and that sort of thing, mad respect for him... He can get away with all that and get called a master of the arts, but when I do it I get called "fired"
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2 RepliesCan I get this in English?
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1 ReplyShakespeare: the original troll