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10/14/2016 7:55:40 PM
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Guy with a destiny shirt walks into my job
I'm walking out as he walks in and I say as I pass by. "Hunter master race"
He pauses looking crazy for a second and right when I'm giving up hope that he even knows what his shirt means, he says " NO NIGHTSTALKER MASTER RACE!"
Loud af, in a resturant.
Day: made.
English
#Destiny
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4 RepliesA few months back at my local shopping centre, a guy was wearing a blue FWC t shirt. As he was near me he took a tumble and I laughed to myself and said verbally 'guardian down '. He heard me and asked for a revive. Funny moment.
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3 RepliesI wear my Destiny hat everywhere and have gotten a few compliments on it, but the best was while walking home from the store one day a car started honking their horn at me. I was expecting it to be some punk ass kids getting ready to scream profanities at me for no reason, but instead they all yelled "awesome hat, Destiny kicks ass!" I just gave em a thumbs up and started laughing.
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I walked into a gas station with my ib shirt. Cashier asks if i play. #WarlockMasterRace #DoYouPlayTrials He said no, I walk out of the store..
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2 RepliesIf someone ever says "hunter master race" to me, I'm going to move about 10 feet away and then face punch them. It'll connect at that distance.
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9 RepliesEdited by TheSaintRobbie: 10/15/2016 3:52:51 PMI still have yet to get my shirt. Ordered it at the beginning of September but nothing yet
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1 ReplyMy girlfirend and I were getting tattoos at a hole in the wall shop. I mean, google maps could barely find the place, their parking was three spaces on the side of the building. Was talking to our artist and I overhear another tattoo artist say "I can't wait to get home. My destiny awaits." And which point my gf rolls her eyes and walks over to the posters. I simply said "Xbox or Playstation?" He said "Playstation 3" and I was soooooo sad. All I could say was "Well, as guess as long as you're not playing pc games." Lol I think our guy may have given us a discount.
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2 RepliesI have a destiny shirt for every day of the week. All I ever get are comments like "that game sucks" or "people really still play that?"
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I've talked to a couple people wearing shirts at my job. One guy hasn't played since crota(wearing the turkey donation shirt) and another who was wearing a hunter shirt that didn't know the rise of iron expansion was coming out.......
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I was walking out of a Wal-Mart in Reno and saw someone had a "xur-fri" license plate lol
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3 RepliesEdited by Brokenspade: 10/15/2016 11:01:36 AMThen he backflipped into a wall and knocked over a fish tank, before throwing a smokebomb and lighting the curtains on fire
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1 ReplyHa, last week I was in the supermarket and the almost exact same thing happened. Guy in destiny shirt passes me and I say 'Titan master race'. He looks at me and after a split second pause punches a load of bread and says 'Titan master race'. I lol'd. No word of a lie. I was surprised he didn't shoulder charge the cashier for added effect.
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28 RepliesHe then jumps an inch into the air and pretends to shoot an invisible arrow at you, shouting "SHADOWSHOT!". Subsequently, he jumps at you, wraps his arms around you, and whispers heavily in your ear "Tether...mmm...".
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6 RepliesMet a 60 year old man at my job who is retired and does nothing but play destiny in his free time. Took him through all the old raids cause he never had people to do em with.
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You shoulda gut checked him and then whispered in his ear real soft like.... "Guardian Down" and rub your nipples as you are walking away.
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62 RepliesIf I ever pull over someone and they're wearing a Destiny shirt they'll get a friendly warning instead of a ticket...unless they're drunk or injured somebody else. I've also yet to have anyone wave their hand and say, "These aren't the speeders you're looking for." Which is also a free pass in my book.
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167 RepliesEdited by Zarya: 10/16/2016 4:07:14 PMUhh I would never in my life wear a video game shirt in public. Hell no. Edit: I don't wear them because I just feel like it's really cringy to wear or see someone wearing a video game shirt in public.
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Nailed it.
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14 RepliesSimilar story. Was standing in the dairy aisle in the grocery store one day in front of the milk. I saw a guy wearing a Destiny shirt standing by the yogurt. I look at him and said, "hunter master race". He then ran straight at me in a full sprint, punched me in the face, and teabagged me. I never asked, but assumed his main was a Titan. (Yes, this is satire)
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1 ReplyI was walking through my work one day and a nurses phone went off with alert tone from metal gear.. naturally I yell snaaaaake.. he laughed I laughed we got looked at weird.
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1 ReplyI threw up in my mouth a little bit
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1 ReplyDeary me,so many replies to this 💩 of a post.smh
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In my commute to work, Ive spotted a van with a Destiny sticker on the back a couple of times and wondered their main class and light level. Would love to say hi and yell Titan master race
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Edited by varvatos: 10/17/2016 12:28:24 PMI walked into the chemist the other day and the lady behind the counter looked at me being sheepish " Titan " she said "No just medium please " i replied
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27 RepliesCan hunters do this? http://m.imgur.com/5htRfZF Didn't think so. Warlock masterrace.
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1 ReplyYou know society is at an all time low when you bring video game shit into everyday conversation.
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2 RepliesWearing my Y2 MoT at a crosswalk in Edinburgh people opposite start waving. Wife says 'do you know those people?' Cross the road and they all take aim at me and start dancing when we meet in the middle. Wife walks off in disgust! Later in National Gallery I ask the curator lady on the ground floor if the refurbishment has finished upstairs and if it's open yet to the public. 'Yes it is. Turn left and the stairs are at the end of this corridor, love the T-shirt by the way,' holds out finger and thumb, points it at me like a gun and says 'Best class?' Me: 'Warlock first but I like my Hunter too' Lady: 'Correct answer. You can use the staff elevator over there; second floor. Enjoy the rest of your day.'
