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Edited by Enclose:
10/7/2016 10:12:57 PM
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So I noticed people doing exotic IB bounties
Animal planet- collect 5 error codes
All that, for that- get destroyed Out of your super 10 times
Open season- get merked by a shotgun 3,000 times
All for one- be the sole collector of 10 heavy ammo crates
They're bombs!- run away from 100 crests
Have mercy- go in a supremacy game using a sniper rifle
Goalie- catch 10 enemy rockets
Promotion knees- slide a total of 100 miles
Mapped- get sniped by thunder strike 20 times
Interior design- nova bomb the shit out of a wall, a door frame, or a door without a kill
Premature- blow your fist of havoc on the first one shot player you see
U srs- use a primary and get destroyed
We had em- lose by over 50 points
I wasn't carried- rock the flawless emblem and be at the bottom of the board 10 times
It's a trap- try to open a lagged ammo crate
25 letters- go 10 games without pressing Y to switch to your primary
Overwhelmingly unstoppable, whelmingly stoppable- get destroyed out of your fist of havoc even with unstoppable on 30 times
Forever red- spawn with a radar full of red 10 times
The impossible- complete a match without swearing
Any one else notice these bounties popping up more and more?
Credit for new ones go to their creators.
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#Destiny
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Phantom Menace- the enemy team can't see you, kill you, and you can't kill them. But you can still pick up the enemy crest and you teams crest. Combo God- wambo combo spam and always get a kill. Shooting blanks- your hand cannon not working Warrior of time and space- a red bar player
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3 Replies[b]Crotch Rocket[/b]: Get shot in the groin 50 times by a sliding Titan [b]Get Bent[/b]: Receive Unbent Tree drop in 3 of 5 post game drops [b]What a Shame[/b]: Receive Proud Spire in 5 of 5 post game drops [b]Don't Be that Guy[/b]: As a Titan, begin a match with Shoulder Charged kick in the air [b]Perfect Timing[/b]: Respawn only to hear "Heavy Ammo Available"
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This is hilarious
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Lol. Brilliant. ..... I think I completed most of these bounties by the time I hit rank 5. SCORE!😎
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13 RepliesPitifully Legendary - Get two legendary items dropped in the post-game screen while being the lowest scoring member on your team.
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3 RepliesI lost it at open season.
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Edited by OWNINGCUPIDO: 10/7/2016 12:17:03 PMYou guys need to make responses a bit better to read in stead of like this go on a big enthousiastic rant without any punctuation or spaces cause its annoying to read and i feel like i am missing out on some great jokes thank you
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1 ReplyCliff diver. suicide again ffs Bullseye. get killed by super 4x in row Blanks. start shooting a player in the back only to have them turn around and kill you
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Edited by AR IS4 NUBS: 10/7/2016 12:11:33 PMLMFAO! Serious, these are great. Eye are watering lol [quote][b]-QA Test Engineer (a.k.a. AR IS4 NUBS)[/b][/quote]
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Edited by AJH910: 10/7/2016 12:27:12 PM"Fooled You" - for miraculously red-barring only when someone is shooting at you
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I've only completed 6 of them. Maybe 7.
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2 RepliesEdited by ManBlaster: 10/7/2016 11:58:50 AMThe Elusive Honey Badger - use Fist of Havoc and kill three guys out of 4 and watch the fourth shotgun you then proceed to walk through your FoH Aftermath and your pulse grenade to collect/reclaim all of the crests and run off down the hallway with a small portion of shields missing...then check the roster in menu to find he is total Red Bar.
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1 ReplyCool, what drops do you receive for completing the bounties? Can't wait to try them out tonight.
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*Don't go there* Be placed in a supremcy map on a losing team because a sore loser left . * You kiddin?* Be placed on the losing team and have the highest score. 5 times *SKRUB ALERT* Be dropped in on the losing team have the highest score. And highest k.d. DAMNIT! Run 20 strikes with that one guy that sits afk. Naww. Join the last minute of the losing side
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Vex Encryption - Get dominated by any player using Vex teleportation power. I got this one last night.
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2 RepliesI won 1/5 games last night and only because I collected 62 crests and dropped 34 kills lol.
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kd doesnt work here- have the highest k/d on the losing team (5x) kd who?....- have the highest k/d on the winning team(5x) gophersim- highest captures/denies with lowest kill credit(3x) cant touch this- highest capture/deny total with highest k/d(3x) unchained ghost melody- unsuccessfully capture/deny crest 3 times while actually touching it (3x in one game) omnigul's finest- unfortunately placed on a team of undeserving high light level guardians- usually recipients of "i wasnt carried" bounty" (1x) teamwork first?- have entire team collect the same heavy ammo crate >guaranteed legendary & legendary engram drop< (1x) hoarder- collect any 5 ammo crates and not use any collected ammo(1x) mine! mine! mine!-avoid joining a firefight, but do collect the crest(s) in the wake of the battle (3x without dying) hunters and gatherers- in a group of 3 or more guardians, kill 15 enemy guardians & collect 15 crests without dying you only get 5- lose 7 consecutive games backpack size- win 3 games while located at the bottom of the team roster my daddy owns the crucible- win 7 games while located at the bottom of the roster
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2 RepliesI'm done with it - say your done with this game only to come back an hour later.
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Edited by JPShua: 10/7/2016 10:53:05 AM[b]Construction Site[/b] Get dominated by MIDA spammers Interchange with [b]I believe you stole my stapler[/b]
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You forgot. I'm the juggernaut p$%€¥- getting killed by a juggernaut/shotgun combo 20 times. Smells fishy- get wombo combo 20 times. Run for your life- successfully escape from Skip nades 20 times.
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Cant touch this: you can't mellee anyone it never registers so you stay as far away from everyone on the map as you can
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1 ReplyPromotion knees lol 😂😂
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Nothing but blanks - fail to kill or hit anyone with any of your attacks throughout an entire match(Sir Dudsy)
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This had me laughing, priceless.
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Bottom of food chain, lowest player gets best drop
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Interior design sad but true.
