Invader Zim landed his Voot Cruiser on Earth along with GIR. Initially, nobody thought odd of him due to all the other crazy shit on that planet, until he started trying to pretend to be a human.
"Why are you pretending to be a human?" Mei asked him.
"ZIIIIIIM is a human, filthy WORM BABY!" Zim spat back.
"Aw you don't need to try and hide, you're beautiful just the way you are, let nobody change that," Mei said, as she opposed body-shaming.
"ZIIIIIIM is beautiful insofraggle as his plan to wipe out the pathetic thing you call your civilizatiation!" Zim replied.
"Wow man, that's pretty edgy," said Reaper.
"Ahhhhh!" GIR cried in terror as not Harambe, but Winston, dragged him around, but nobody cared.
"You're not very consistent with your British accent mate," said Tracer, noting how Zim switched between American and British.
"What is British?" Zim asked, confused.
"Fish and chips," Tracer replied simply, before dumping a scoop on Zim's head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Zim screamed as the grease burned his skin.
"Don't worry, I'll soothe those burns!" said Mei, shooting Zim with her freeze ray and turning him into a popsicle.
"It's high noon," said Hanzo.
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4 RepliesI hate Invader Zim.
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2 RepliesI'm fairly certain [b]sombra[/b] would end up killing him. Or Ana Or Tracer... Or anyone actually, maybe not Winston, but he'd experiment.
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3 RepliesEasy. The game would still be shit, and the only good thing about it would be Zim.
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2 RepliesDon't ruin Invader Zim like that.. ;_;
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Zimwatch
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Grr is badass
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1 Reply#gaming
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5 Replies#Gaming
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5 RepliesRandom doesn't equal funny. Also cringe.
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Mercy would kill him!
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1 Replywhat is this.
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Invader Zim in overwatch? 10/10 would play.
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[quote]"It's high noon," said Hanzo.[/quote]
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4 RepliesEdited by SkibidiRizzer, the Pogless: 9/6/2016 10:16:58 AMYou aren't very good at capturing a character's personality. I doubt Reaper would say "edgy". And Tracer wouldn't say "mate" she'd say "luv".
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Edited by Mizo: 9/6/2016 11:44:04 AM[quote]"Wow man, that's edgy" said Reaper[/quote]
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1 Replyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM
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5 RepliesEdited by SharkHorse: 9/6/2016 1:05:07 PMI had a feeling this was an agwara post
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1 ReplyCan we get "what would happen if op drank bleach that night?" next?
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2 RepliesIsnt hanzo the guy with the bow?
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10 RepliesEdited by BrandRobKus: 9/5/2016 7:03:50 PM[quote]"It's high noon," said Hanzo[/quote]
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1 ReplyWho made this shit?
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1 ReplyIt's high noon :Hanzo?
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1 ReplyThis thread is the reason I consider suicide every night.