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9/5/2016 6:01:20 AM
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What would happen if Zim invaded Overwatch?

Invader Zim landed his Voot Cruiser on Earth along with GIR. Initially, nobody thought odd of him due to all the other crazy shit on that planet, until he started trying to pretend to be a human. "Why are you pretending to be a human?" Mei asked him. "ZIIIIIIM is a human, filthy WORM BABY!" Zim spat back. "Aw you don't need to try and hide, you're beautiful just the way you are, let nobody change that," Mei said, as she opposed body-shaming. "ZIIIIIIM is beautiful insofraggle as his plan to wipe out the pathetic thing you call your civilizatiation!" Zim replied. "Wow man, that's pretty edgy," said Reaper. "Ahhhhh!" GIR cried in terror as not Harambe, but Winston, dragged him around, but nobody cared. "You're not very consistent with your British accent mate," said Tracer, noting how Zim switched between American and British. "What is British?" Zim asked, confused. "Fish and chips," Tracer replied simply, before dumping a scoop on Zim's head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Zim screamed as the grease burned his skin. "Don't worry, I'll soothe those burns!" said Mei, shooting Zim with her freeze ray and turning him into a popsicle. "It's high noon," said Hanzo. [spoiler]what is this[/spoiler]

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