[b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 1 - Using the Forums in year 3 - must DOs:[/b] Start a post without even having finished the campaign stating that it's worse than ever and barely playable Use Gjhorn in PVE and say it's too weak then get killed with Gjhorn in PVP and start a petition for nerf Use Thorn in PVE and say it's too weak then get killed with Thorn in PVP and start a petition for nerf Complain about gear sets ugly looks Start a post saying that TTK was the best DLC (while in Y2 said HoW was the best, and so on) Demand old raids to be relevant again Post anything with "Vex Mythoclast" in the title or body Post an attention-seeking nonsense discussion stating that RoI has ruined the game and will stop playing. Post another nonsense answer to the nonsense attention-seeking post above. [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 2 - Playing the game - must DOs:[/b] Hunt the [i]Iron Beavers[/i] Overreact on party when the Battle Axe of Lord Saladin drops/appears/whatever Try to infuse gear using the Companion App, get disappointed and blame devs for being lazy Main a warlock and use melee to kill peg leg dregs (unfair advantage, they can barely stand or walk on snow) Rush to hit 385 and get bored Rush to hit 400 and get bored Exploit the raid and say it's too easy Boot a fireteam member for not having the gjwing sparrow Curse the PS Exclusives just because they're too cool [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 3 - After your post get 2 or 3 replies:[/b] Edit your post with "WERE TRENDING" Intentionally misspell "we're" as "were", "you're" as "your" and bump Edit your post with "I know you're seeing this Deej/Cozmo/whoever" Edit your post with "Bump. Bungie must know this" Disagree with someone by using --blam-- words or "scrub" words (how original) Post a nonsense long sentence without any punctuation and without any line break just to make things nicer to read and comment just because you want to make things nicer and easier to read for your fellow [i][u]gaurdians[/u][/i] who are trying hard by themselves to post longer sentences that everyone will care to read, [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 4 - How Infusion, Drops and Rolls Must Work so Bungie Deserves My Silver - must DOs:[/b] Infusing a Legendary (purple) on a Rare (blue) bumps the light and upgrades the blue into a purple Infusing an Exotic (yellow) on a Legendary (purple) bumps the light and upgrades the purple into a yellow Infusing an Exotic (yellow) on a Blue or Green transforms each in two Reds (Epic Engram) All year 1 must be infuseable (infusable? infusionrifleable?) so I can finally start running old raids again and stop with the SIVA nonsense (after all, this next unfathomable and paid DLC will ruin the game) Upon any red bar or yellow bar enemy kill a dialog pops up and I can chose the light of each drop Upon any raid boss kill a Bungie representative must call my phone and ask which drops I need The first raid rush in the week grants a max level item of choice, with roll of choice because I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to play. [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 5 - Preparing for Iron Banner - must DOs (or DONTs):[/b] Play the last year 2 IB and complete all quests but don't turn them in yet. Wait for the first year 3 IB so you can get all nice good gear all at once, take a selfie, show off at snapchat/Instagram or even here and get bored. Refuse to play IB at all because fear of wolves. Get cold because too much exposition to snow at Felwinters Peak and blame SBMM Blame SBMM while playing a CBMM game Curse Efrideet sniping ability to blow your head even after she's dead Ask in forums: "who's Efrideet?" Don't give a --iron-blam-- to lore and complain about Destiny lackluster story Finally get the much anticipated CUSTOM GAMES and don't use it at all Finally get the much petitioned asked desired begged DEDICATED SERVERS and dare to play campaign Last but not least, Be nice to other [i]Iron Cubs[/i] in IB.