First thing I'm gonna do is go to the Tower and T-Bag the Cryptarch.

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"Prepare for Rise of Iron by edging all your factions so you can get through all content in a week and then complain about no content!" -Most Destiny Youtubers.

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My rise of iron launch day checklist 1) Wake kids up, tell them rise of iron launches today. 2) Talk about rise of iron over breakfast asking them what they are looking forward to. 3) Take kids to school letting them know that I will be playing rise of iron all day while they are at school 4) Play rise of iron 5) Pick kids up from school, drop massive spoilers 6) Get home, wait for inevitable questions about kids playing their xbox's 7) Pull homework out from the vault where it's been stored waiting for this day, tell them they must complete it all before playing 8) Play more rise of iron 9) Kids finally complete homework, oh dear it's time for bed 10) Play more rise of iron

[b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 1 - Using the Forums in year 3 - must DOs:[/b] Start a post without even having finished the campaign stating that it's worse than ever and barely playable Use Gjhorn in PVE and say it's too weak then get killed with Gjhorn in PVP and start a petition for nerf Use Thorn in PVE and say it's too weak then get killed with Thorn in PVP and start a petition for nerf Complain about gear sets ugly looks Start a post saying that TTK was the best DLC (while in Y2 said HoW was the best, and so on) Demand old raids to be relevant again Post anything with "Vex Mythoclast" in the title or body Post an attention-seeking nonsense discussion stating that RoI has ruined the game and will stop playing. Post another nonsense answer to the nonsense attention-seeking post above. [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 2 - Playing the game - must DOs:[/b] Hunt the [i]Iron Beavers[/i] Overreact on party when the Battle Axe of Lord Saladin drops/appears/whatever Try to infuse gear using the Companion App, get disappointed and blame devs for being lazy Main a warlock and use melee to kill peg leg dregs (unfair advantage, they can barely stand or walk on snow) Rush to hit 385 and get bored Rush to hit 400 and get bored Exploit the raid and say it's too easy Boot a fireteam member for not having the gjwing sparrow Curse the PS Exclusives just because they're too cool [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 3 - After your post get 2 or 3 replies:[/b] Edit your post with "WERE TRENDING" Intentionally misspell "we're" as "were", "you're" as "your" and bump Edit your post with "I know you're seeing this Deej/Cozmo/whoever" Edit your post with "Bump. Bungie must know this" Disagree with someone by using --blam-- words or "scrub" words (how original) Post a nonsense long sentence without any punctuation and without any line break just to make things nicer to read and comment just because you want to make things nicer and easier to read for your fellow [i][u]gaurdians[/u][/i] who are trying hard by themselves to post longer sentences that everyone will care to read, [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 4 - How Infusion, Drops and Rolls Must Work so Bungie Deserves My Silver - must DOs:[/b] Infusing a Legendary (purple) on a Rare (blue) bumps the light and upgrades the blue into a purple Infusing an Exotic (yellow) on a Legendary (purple) bumps the light and upgrades the purple into a yellow Infusing an Exotic (yellow) on a Blue or Green transforms each in two Reds (Epic Engram) All year 1 must be infuseable (infusable? infusionrifleable?) so I can finally start running old raids again and stop with the SIVA nonsense (after all, this next unfathomable and paid DLC will ruin the game) Upon any red bar or yellow bar enemy kill a dialog pops up and I can chose the light of each drop Upon any raid boss kill a Bungie representative must call my phone and ask which drops I need The first raid rush in the week grants a max level item of choice, with roll of choice because I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to play. [b]Alternative RoI Guide Annex 5 - Preparing for Iron Banner - must DOs (or DONTs):[/b] Play the last year 2 IB and complete all quests but don't turn them in yet. Wait for the first year 3 IB so you can get all nice good gear all at once, take a selfie, show off at snapchat/Instagram or even here and get bored. Refuse to play IB at all because fear of wolves. Get cold because too much exposition to snow at Felwinters Peak and blame SBMM Blame SBMM while playing a CBMM game Curse Efrideet sniping ability to blow your head even after she's dead Ask in forums: "who's Efrideet?" Don't give a --iron-blam-- to lore and complain about Destiny lackluster story Finally get the much anticipated CUSTOM GAMES and don't use it at all Finally get the much petitioned asked desired begged DEDICATED SERVERS and dare to play campaign Last but not least, Be nice to other [i]Iron Cubs[/i] in IB.

Only requirement: 1) prepare yourselves for the Thorn era to begin once again.... I'm calling it now. Yes, Thorn has been nerfed, but so has every other primary weapon so now it "seems good" again sadly. And with the flinch of each DOT tick, it's going to be a monster compared to all the other shit-primaries now.

Maybe we will finally take revenge on the cat gods.

Best guide so far, top man OP My personal preparation guide is as follows Buy RoI Start up Xbox Strip down to undies Crack open a beer Watch cut screen while inserting my finger into my belly button and slowly rotating it (mmmm nice) Play game

1. Don't be a sheep 2. Don't keep throwing money at them 3. Play Skyrim... 4. Relax

I don't get this Either way if I'm hype for it I would want to go HAM to get everything ASAP But people are like the raid should be a week from release so I could enjoy it You guys don't enjoy it if you your going ham playing? If I'm hype for it and I play an hour stop then play another hour that'll be boring and I would want to go hambony

Just wish I bought destiny digitally so I wouldn't have to keep frikin taking the disc out to watch blu Rays. #firstworldproblems

Preorder Do story/quests Turn in my 60 exotics and 79 legendary engrams Use my 3,000+ motes/heavy synthesis,11,022 weapon parts,3,009 armor materials to boost faction Collect edged faction rewards Once factions done, turn in my IB bounties and ToO for loot Use marks to buy best op gun Then turn in my 400 worth of bounties/decrypted Legendaries to buy another. Hunt for secret exotics Then proceed to do Arkon Forge/PVP

V2 PreOrder Rise of Iron Take break from Destiny Have Fun w/o Destiny Come back to Destiny when Rise of Iron is out Have Major ass fun. [spoiler]Thats what im doing[/spoiler]

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🔹Public Events The first Public Event you do per character, per day will give you 5 Motes of Light upon completion(receiving 3 gold stars) every other public event you complete on that same day(before daily reset) will give you 3 Motes of Light 🔹VoG, Crota's End All Ascendant and Radiant materials received in these raids can be traded in for motes at the speaker. You must turn your "Energy" into "Shards" before you can trade them in for motes. Crotas End is a much faster raid that can be Soloed or ran with less than 6 people. 🔹Kings Fall All those chests you skip give up to 5 motes each time they are looted. Might as well grab them if you are running a Fresh raid 🔹Prison of Elders Year1 The chests in the treasure room after completing the year 1 Prison of Elders(any difficulty) can land you a bunch of motes of light (quantity can vary) 🔹Prison of Elders Year2 Same as year one but I think year one gives more. Can't confirm. 🔹Trials of Osiris Redeeming the bounties will land you a ton of motes. Not sure about the lighthouse anymore. Haven't been in a while :( 🔹Turning in any bounties(Vanguard, Queen, Crucible, PoE) Usually these bounties will reward you with Motes. Usually I get 6 motes of light for just turning in all 6 vanguard bounties at once. Turning in bounties also gives you XP which every time you level up will give you 5 motes of light. ALWAYS GRAB VANGUARD BOUNTIES!! They are too easy to complete! 🔹Materials chests on all planets These chests can sometimes drop motes of light on top of the planet materials you get. Can get anywhere from 1 to 3 motes 🔹Dreadnaught The best planetary chests( Hadium Flakes) seem to be the ones in the Hull Breach of the Dreadnaught. Just play as a Hunter and equip your still piercer and the chests will appear on your radar. Make a full circle around the map and they will reappear in the same surrounding areas as before. 🔹Blue Engrams Decrypting blue engrams can always turn into motes. Best way to get blue engrams is to do Court of Oryx. (All tiers) there are plenty of other ways to get engrams. 🔹Crucible/Iron Banner/Strike Rewards Self explanatory 🔹Factions Leveling up any factions (Except Queens Wrath, House Judgement) will give you 4 motes of light each time. 🔹Level Up & Dismantle Rare Armor Not many people know about this but you can earn motes for breaking down rare armor BUT you have to unlock both "circles" first by earning XP. Best way to do this is just to equip blue armor when doing patrols and turning in bounties. If 1 circle is available to "purchase" or really close to it. that's 1 mote. 2 circles get you 2 motes. You don't have to spend glimmer/armor parts/planet materials. Just dismantle the armor and you will get the motes. This might not be worth it if you don't earn a lot of XP 🔹Level Up & Dismantle Rare Weapons Same as Rare Armor. Best weapons are the Heavy Weapons. They don't require that much XP. You can always purchase telementaries from the Gunsmith to make it easier. 🔹Level Up & Dismantle Legendary Armor Similar to rare armor but this also increases how much Legendary Marks you can get. (Up to 5). If you have room in your inventory. Just equip the armor when you turn in bounties. (Make sure you have your max light armor on when redeeming the weekly crucible bounty that gives you an unknown reward). Again, this might take a while. 🔹Level Up & Dismantle LegendaryWeapons Read "Level Up & Dismantle Rare Weapons"