[b]What is the most impressive animal you could kill with your bare hands?[/b]
There are a few rules:
• [b]You are naked, and in this animals natural habitat.[/b] If your answer is [i]whale shark[/i] then you are claiming you could dive into the ocean without diving gear and murder a whale shark with your manly hands. I'm not saying that's impossible, I'm saying you should give a fair answer.
• [b]You cannot "make things" or "use the environment."[/b] That's bullshit, dishonorable, and even more ridiculous than being a vegan or wearing sunglasses indoors.
• [b]You are not confined to your hands.[/b] Just your body in its nude form, devoid of clothing, weapons, luxuries and all other worldly things. You can bite through whatever you need to and kick to your heart's content, but I think "bare hands" is more concise.
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Maybe I'm over exaggerating but seriously think I could kill a elephant. ( my plan ) So elephants are usually slow S.O.B.'s so, I'm fairly strong so I think I could manage to hold onto its lag, climb up to it's back, run onto it's head and punch it's eyes out. Then when it's I -blam!- with it's brain threw the eye sockets can kill it. Or maybe just a small single wolf idk
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Myself. [spoiler]I MUST KYS[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI would never kill any living creature.
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Probably LTazer. [spoiler]Jk :([/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'll slay a cougar. [spoiler]with this dick![/spoiler]
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A coyote maybe? Although I might die of infection later from a bite I'll probably get. Or rabis.
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Cthulhu [spoiler]Fight Me![/spoiler]
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Smough.
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Humans use tools so they DON'T have to fight animals with their bare hands.
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4 Replies[spoiler]my dick is so big that I could crush an elephant with it[/spoiler]
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A...ummm...aaaahhh.....wolf?
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[spoiler]A singular Gerbil.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI'm vegan
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Hyena / african dog.
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Skunk. Large dog.
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Whale shark
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Do I have to survive the fight or could it be a 1:1 KDR?
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Alaskan Bullworm
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An Apache Attack Helicopter.
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Myself, duh.
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A human
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A sharktapus
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A Russian bear
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[i]A human[/i]