Well...there's this lol

[quote]I get a THOUSAND YARD DEATH STARE when I ask my misses for sex. All i need is an ICE BREAKER,so I go to PLAN C and ask to see her HAWKMOON because that's THE NEXT BIG THING. She just keeps telling me to use a little PATIENCE AND TIME. Yeah great, thats like SUPER GOOD ADVICE, not. When we finally do it she's definitely NOT LIKE THE OTHERS because she wants me to use my IMMOLATION FISTS. I'm like a SPLIT SHIFTER PRO when doing that. Then I finally get a HARD LIGHT which after a while turns in to a RED SPECTRE. She just told me she is now pregnant and I said I want the TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH. She said there's NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. I wanted to throw flaming hammers at her titan style for saying that. I'm sure we were playing with bad lag that time and I was shooting blanks all night. I have no BACK UP PLANS. Found out today I really did give her my ETHER SEEDS.[/quote] You win the Internet!!! 😂 😂

I actually read it all...