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Edited by JUSTINKREDABLE:
5/17/2016 10:36:14 AM
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Post your best "In mother Russia" jokes
In mother Russia, little old lady rob you.
In mother Russia, trampoline jump on you.
That's all I'm doing, now you post.
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2 RepliesIn Mother Russia, Call of Duty dislikes YouTube.
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In mother Russia, posters put you on walls
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1 ReplySoviet goes into an auto shop and buts a car. The man at the counter says "it'll be delivered on march 22 in 10 years." The man says "About what time?" To which the dealer responds"why does it mayter" Soviet says "I'm getting a fridge in the morning" Stupid joke but still
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In mother Russia victim r@pe you.
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1 ReplyIn Soviet Russia, additional pylons must construct you.
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1 ReplyChina is red England is blue In Soviet Russia [spoiler]Poem write you[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIn Soviet Russia, stripper pay you. In Soviet Russia, you strip for stripper. In America you get right to bear arms, in Soviet Russia, you get right to whole bear.
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In Mother Russia, Firefly Explode You! Not my joke, I know, but I laughed when I saw it.
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Russian bump
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3 RepliesYou see Ivan, should always be give tank blow job so never mechanical frustrate
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Edited by moo: 5/16/2016 11:54:14 PMBand-aid? In mother Russia, we call that Bitch Sticker.
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[i]You see Ivan...[/i]
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3 RepliesIn Soviet Russia, World Trade Center flies into planes!
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2 RepliesIn capitalist America, bank rob you.
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4 RepliesRoses are red Violets are red If your not red You get shot in your head -Stalin
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1 ReplyIn Mother Russia, Daddy has stripper problems
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Edited by Dr_Sorethumb: 5/17/2016 7:07:20 PMIn modern Russia, country visit you. [spoiler]These originated in the 1980s iirc[/spoiler] Bonus: In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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1 ReplyIn mother Russia, sex have you! ^-*
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2 RepliesIn Mother Russia, Waldo find you
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In mother Russia, pokemon try to catch you
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4 RepliesIn mother Russia, Shit posts you.
