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Edited by Owlish Athena:
3/6/2016 5:44:44 AM
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The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide
A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide!
And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point.
(Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid)
1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake
2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it
3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time
4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns
5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle
6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself
7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself
8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got
9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it
10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way
Got any others? Leave them in the comments!
Be sure to add videos if you have them!
Here is a link to the pvp list:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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11 Replieshere's one: uses last word as a primary in pve
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The Platformer - That guy who can't platform to save his life, taking 30 min. to 1 hour on the ship's and wipeout course.
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The squeaker: 6-12 year old kids with high pitched voices who don't know what their doing, yells at everyone and annoys the -blam!- out of everyone
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1 ReplySally sad story: kills the mood with quotes like "my dog died today."
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The Hokage- The guy that listens to everyones bullshit when the team fails and he's the only one doing it right.
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Howard Stern: the guy whose Mic sensitivity is set high enough that he's broadcasting his wife's conversation with her sister about their sex life, or lack thereof. Or, you know, personal stuff in general...
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3 RepliesHow about the guy who tells you you HAVE to run defender or sunsinger. And that any of the other classes are useless in the raid.
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3 RepliesEdited by Nike: 3/3/2016 4:12:12 PMThe Bragger - Brags about everything, even though 100% of what they say is bullshit. Ex. "I created the box strat so you can hold golgoroth's gaze easily, that's my claim to fame, and it spread like wildfire after I told my friends." Seriously, this is what someone said in one of the raids I played. Not going to name who said it though. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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1 ReplyYeah im 8 9 and 10 sometimes lmao
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3 RepliesThe Creep: flirts with anyone with a vagina even after repeated turn downs, makes inappropriate unfunny jokes that he obviously got from his 13 year old brother The "Chick" : thinks tits and a sweet voice won't get her booted if she -blam!-s up The Parent: Yells at their kids in the background to the point you want to hand them your belt to whoop them. The Lagger: blames EVERYTHING on nonexistent lag. "i fell off the edge! Damn lag!" The N___a: Says it ALL THE TIME! He's rarely black and never racist, but somehow this word is now a regular part of his vocabulary.
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Edited by DoomAmplified: 3/5/2016 1:08:24 AMThe 5 half men: when you join an LFG fireteam comprised of all American kids who all sound like the kid from Two and a Half Men series one. Indistinguishable as boys or girls. No skills. The socialiser: The one of the above who lets 3 or more of his friends join an already full raid chat and they play loud music and talk about school or try to get the raiders to bail on Hard Oryx challenge to go do some patrol. The afk smoker: The one who needs to go AFK every 10 mins to suck some cancer outside in the cold. The assisted suicider: Pushes you off ledges when you reach the top.
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The person that's afraid to mention that they don't know the fight mechanics. There's nothing wrong with not knowing mechanics, but it is wrong to be silent about it. The sooner you know what you're doing, the better.
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3 RepliesHow can you make category that's clearly bungie's fault for being shit developers?
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3 RepliesThe Captain Falcon: uses peregrine greaves with shoulder charge.
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1 Replytrue story, i played with a girl who didn't know how to go to orbit back in year one and i knew someone who didn't know that they had more than one subclass.
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1 ReplyThe Hijacker - The guy that joins then immediately leaves after saying "Thanks for the checkpoint".
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1 ReplyThe 12-year old - talks with a squeaker voice and tells the team he knows exactly what to do, and tries to tell the rest of the team how to do their parts, but is always the first to die
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The "captain obvious ": tells everyone stuff they already know like "we're not doing enough dps" when you don't kill a boss.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p8V2WvzYbz4
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[quote]A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"! Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide! And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point. (Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid) 1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake 2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it 3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time 4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns 5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle 6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself 7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself 8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got 9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it 10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way Got any others? Leave them in the comments! Be sure to add videos if you have them! Here is a link to the pvp list: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0[/quote] The Momma's boy : purposely kills himself because his mom is screaming in the background to go eat dinner.
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1 ReplyThe Rager: The one tries some new tactic in the raid and quits if it fails "That Guy": The one person in a raid group who has a high light level but is terrible
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11 RepliesEdited by Kill: 3/4/2016 3:54:04 PMThe whisperer- the guy you can barely hear because he's whispering. He's whispering because he's stayed up playing WAY too late and if he wakes up his wife she'll bludgeon him to death with his xbox. [spoiler]this is me BTW, so sorry.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesRaids piss me off. I still haven't completed one. I've finished every section of TKF Raid, except Oryx. We sit there for an hour trying to get 1 or 2 or run the whole thing and stop there. I just want to finish it dammit!!!
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9 RepliesDunno what to name this one but, The guy who dies on his plate because he was using the Touch Of Malice
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4 RepliesWhat's the player that abruptly leaves without warning? Because that would be me.
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The Clint Eastwood: uses hand cannons, especially the last word.
