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Can I tell if my gf is cheating by the smell of her farts

She's been working late lately, and her farts are starting to smell different Does this mean she's cheating??
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  • Only if she likes a lot of anal. Otherwise, I'd say she has changed her diet. Also, I've been married for 13 years and honestly can't remember my wife farting once in that entire time. If your girlfriend has farted in front of you often enough that you can tell a difference in the way they smell, I'd get a new girlfriend.

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  • You wanna take this to Yahoo Questions

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      • If they smell like cum then yes

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      • In 2026 when most of the users ITT have been deleted and necrobumping old threads is trendy for the 500,000th time, this will be the "I pulled a 14 inch hair out of my ass" of its time.

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          In all actuality.. a woman's vaginal PH will adapt to the presence of her partner over a period of time. Meaning that when a new partner is introduced after this time, the smell of her vagina will often change. So.. a sudden change in smell and/or taste could be an indication of infidelity. Or and infection, or her period, so be careful what you accuse your spouse of...

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        • Alright, you might want to take out a pen and paper cause I'm only gonna explain this shit once, (I'm a God btw so my word is pretty much golden) Listen here's what you gotta do, let your old lady go to work as usual and when she comes home tell her to take a nice hot bath and relax. Once she's gotten out of the tub it is imperative that you find the panties that she wore to work! Take them and hide them until the next day. Once she leaves for work the next day take those panties and beat off in them. Wait hear me out. Once she gets home from work demand that she explain the load of jizz you found in her panties. She will confess that Jody has been banging her brains out and boom her farts will be forever exposed. [spoiler]You're welcome[/spoiler]

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          • Yeah, if they smell like semen.

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          • It probably means she is going on a diet, just for lucky ole you.

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          • Yup definitely... Anal has repercussions [spoiler]yup sorry for that [/spoiler]

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            • [quote]Can I tell if my gf is cheating by the smell of her farts[/quote]

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            • Muted and reported.[spoiler]inb4ban[/spoiler]

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            • This topic is a thing. It exists. Stop and consider that for a bit...

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            • Maybe she ate different food. Did you think of that. Dumbass!

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            • Edited by Blueliner13: 11/2/2020 5:00:10 AM
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            • Shut up meg

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            • Do they smell like semen???

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              • She probably just got tired of swallowing yours and went to go suck the life from someone else

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              • If she's cheating, I'll bet it's because you're smelling her ass.

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              • Do they smell like another's man cum?

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                • Yeah thats cum from her ass you are smelling

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                • That means she's eating different So not only is she cheating on your cooking, but most likely, you.

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                • Wow, If she isn't cheating on you, she should be

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                • Is it shit?

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                • Probably caused by the smell of the other guys semen.

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