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9/22/2015 1:51:07 AM
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How to know if a girl wants to bang u

My friend is always telling me about this girl who wants to give BJ to him but he told me she never said that but she is his g girlfriend and is always trying to grab his peewee . I'm like bitch she trying to make u feel good cause u ugly. And my g friend is always asking me if i want to come sleep with her. I'm always like hell yeah but high school homework is -blam!-ing pain
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  • You said peewee... You are NOT old enpugh...

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  • Translation: [quote]My friend is always telling me about this girl who wants to give him a BJ. He told me she never said that, but she is his girlfriend and is always trying to grab his penis. I tell him that she's just trying to make him feel better about himself because he's ugly, and my girlfriend is always asking me if I want to sleep with her. I'm always like, "hell yeah!", but high school homework is -blam!-ing pain and I can't find the time.[/quote] Hope this helps.

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    • [quote]peewee[/quote] Proof that you're in kindergarten.

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    • Test the waters!! If damp she is down to pound

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    • She shows u her pp

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    • I... Wha... It's trying to communicate.

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    • Run your hand down her arm casually, see how she reacts?

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    • She'll give you the eyes

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    • Oh jesus who wants to sleep with this handicapped fμck

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    • ...what?

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    • Now I know why I left this place

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      • You... Scum of the earth.

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      • This gave me a migraine.

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      • That's a good question that ultimately depends. I know we here this phrase about "it depends" all too often, but in most cases and questions, it does. This is one of them. I could break it down and get deep into it, but I'm going to keep it short and sweet and to what we all most likely already know: Some girls are more direct/aggressive than others. More often than not, this [i]isn't[/i] the case. I think it's safe to assume that most girls would take the slightly passive approach to stuff like this; they'd rather let the man be the initiator. There's social and biological reasons as to why that's true. But there are always exceptions to even the most strict rules and laws that govern society. Because of this, you're going to have some girls who may not exactly be totally direct and 100 with you, but they're definitely going to try and make it more obvious. But none of that information ^ answers your question. So how do you know? You look for signs. Pure and simple. The signs depends on the type of girl (which is why I distinguished it above). Chances are, if she's the more direct type, then she'll do more... [i]bold[/i] actions. On top of saying hey, and calling out your name and asking what's up every time she sees you, she's going to make it an effort to stay near you or in your presence whenever you're around her. She's going to keep you in her line of sight, and if the situation allows, she's definitely going to touch you somewhere, whether that be up close on the shoulder/back, or on your arms, or any where else that can reasonably be touched given the circumstances.

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      • Yeah bro that's what I try and tell everyone but they just never listen. Preach!

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      • You should try improving your diction if you want anything you say to be taken seriously.

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        • I think a lot of people would want to bang you after this post. Bang as in shoot. This was so bad, I would shoot you.

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          • Implying they do?

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          • U have anything better to do in life ? Like not staying a virgin u losers

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          • U retards make such a big deal out of a -blam!-ing failed shitpost

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          • What in the hell is wrong with you?

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            • There should be a legal genocide for people like you.

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              • Y do u people read this shit I only wanted to know ur damn reaction to this shit post -blam!-

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              • Sign here if OP is fgt

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                • I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and killed the Ninja that came for me.

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