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Edited by bren12310:
9/17/2015 10:32:37 AM
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How to know if you're a "Disliked Member Of Destiny?"
Answer yes to 5 of these and you shall be named "Sir dumbass of the forums"
- You don't understand satire
- You get butt hurt when someone even slightly criticizes you
- you use the word -blam!-/fgt
- you brag about anything at all
- You criticize people about anything at all (little bit hypocritical here)
- You're a hypocrite
- You're try (Not naturally) to act like you're older than you really are
- You think smoking/vaping/drugs are cool
- You like to end sentences with the word "Bitch"
- You make all 3 of the same class (.5 of a point)
- You rage about people "not earning their exotics"
- You rage whenever you get killed 3 times in a row in the crucible
- You haven't passed 8th grade
- You're a terrorist
- You constantly claim to have sex with my mom
- Damn, ever sentence up until now starts with the word you
- You curse to to sound cool/excessive cursing
- You are a squeaker
- You laugh at the numbers 69 and 420
- You brag about your dick size
- You actually measured your dick size
- You care about your dick size
- If you're a girl- you care about a guys dick size
- if you're a girl- if you have a dick
- You actually care about android Vs apple or PS vs Xbox
- You see the game as a race to max level
- You like to say the n word
If you come up with any others please comment them!
[b]also, I'm looking for a new title, if you have something that sounds better please comment it![/b]
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesEdited by raj: 9/17/2015 12:46:55 PMWhat in the actual -blam!- is satire?! Are you trying to [b][i]criticize[/i][/b] me you fgt?! Don't you know I have the top K/D in all game modes and I'm the top sniper in Anomoly, Rusted Lands, and the -blam!-ing Burning Shrine?! Your K/D is shit your characters are shit and your name is shit. Did you even get to level 40 in the first hour?! Do you even know how to strafe? Because I do! I'm a 44 year old man smoking a vape drug you bitch! I run this! I have three Hunters and they [b][i]never get killed 3 times in a row lest they face the wrath of a unforgiving character delete.[/i][/b] I bet you didn't even earn a single exotic did you?! I wrestled off [b]five[/b] dregs to earn this No Land Beyond what have you done Xur peasant?! I'm going to tell everyone in my 8th grade class and everyone in my terrorist cell about you and they will find you and your guardians and nova bomb them to oblivion. Then they will report back to me and I will furiously dismiss them from my presence because I will be too busy banging your mom and 69ing and vaping the 420 with her. [b]lol 69.[/b] she wouldn't shutup about my gargantuan penis so we actually measured it together and then I slapped her with it because she suggested that we go play Xbox when she knows PlayStation is the superior console. Then I slapped her with it again for trying to call the police on the man penis slapping her [b][i]on her Apple iPhone[/i][/b]..... I think I got almost every one lol.
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10 RepliesBump here
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Soooooo Sounds like everyone is pretty hated here
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Honestly though, who hasn't measured their penis?
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3 RepliesI've noticed that anyone who posts a "satire" forum doesn't actually understand what satire is.
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So true but Apple is actually crap
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Only one thing on the list. The 8th grade part.
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If #Bungie is where you'd want to live for the rest of your life
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Edited by TheGamer: 9/17/2015 12:25:13 PMI love food
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it's ok Bren just breathe babe (:
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9 RepliesMight sound stupid but whats the whole 420 thing about? I have been out of school for 10 years odd now and I have never heard of anything funny relating to 420? 69 on the other hand we all know.
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1 ReplyWhat if it's your first time in 8th grade...
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I vape but only because it helped me quit smoking after 15 years. 1/5 not bad
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2 RepliesI'm betting the second to last item isn't as frowned upon here as you think.
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1 ReplyOh, oh, you forgot to add "If you play Destiny." Because apparently no matter what you do in the game, you've done something wrong. Lol.
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2 RepliesI have a -blam!- in huge dock you asshole bitchhhhhb.
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1 ReplyIm at 2/5 the way there. (Gotta try harder) -You rage whenever you get killed 3 times in a row in the crucible (Seriously -blam!- crucible) -You should know this one.
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But drugs are cool?
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I say op is fgt some. And i also think that android is better than apple. I am not hated.
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If you make a post such as this....
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3 RepliesI'm not a disliked member of destiny then. I don't qualify for any of those.
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That's a big list. And 5? Everyone's on that list. Even OP.[spoiler]And that check marks that OP is a hypocrite...[/spoiler]
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"You're try..." You sir are now disliked.
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1 ReplyYou use the word bae
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Oh I understand satire, I just think that the kind you find here is a load of crap.
