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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/28/2015 9:01:23 PM
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I SWEAR ON THE CRYPTARCH
IF I CANNOT UPGRADE THE [b]NECROCHASM[/b] I WILL BE FURIOUS. [b][i]"HOW FURIOUS, PONETHEPOON?"[/i][/b] FAST AND FURIOUS [i][b]7[/b][/i] + [b][i]ALOHA AKBAR[/i][/b] + [i]THAT FACE DEEJ MADE WHEN HE[/i] [b]CUT THE [u]GJALLARHORN[/u] CAKE.[/b] WILL I STILL PLAY DESTINY? [b]YOU CAN BET YOUR SAGGY ASS I WILL.[/b] MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY [i]"what do you wanna do this weekend bby?"[/i] AND I WILL SAY [b][u]I'LL[/u] BE PLAYING DESTINY. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NAGGING.[/b] AND QUIT -blam!-ING [i]JOSH.[/i] AND SHE WILL [b][i]CRY[/i][/b] AND GO COMPLAIN TO TUMBLR ABOUT ME AND THEN [b]RIDE JOSH LIKE [i]SEA BISCUIT[/i] SOLELY OUT OF ANGER AT ME.[/b] I DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE. [b]SPOONING LEADS TO [i]FORKING.[/i][/b] I JUST WANT TO PLAY XBOX.
DO YOU KNOW [b]WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOR THE [i]NECROCHASM??[/i][/b] I HAD TO GROVEL AT THE FEET OF [b]RNG[/b] FOR THE HUSK. THEN I HAD TO [b][i]SLEEP WITH ERIS[/i][/b] BECAUSE RANKING UP THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER. [i]SHE MIGHT HAVE [b]THREE EYES[/b] BUT SHE STILL HAS [b]TWO THIGHS.[/b][/i]
THEN I HAD TO LEARN TO [b]USE THE -blam!-ING SWORD[/b] BECAUSE YOU JUST [i]CAN'T TRUST LFG PEOPLE TO DO IT.[/i] [b][i]JUST DO IT.[/i][/b] YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW AND TODAY I [b][u]STILL DON'T HAVE THE CRUX. [/u][/b]
BUT THEN I GOT THE CRUX. [b]ABOUT -blam!-ING TIME.[/b] I WAS SO HAPPY. [b][i]FOLLOWED BY IMMEDIATE SORROW.[/i][/b] IT HAD [i]LESS PENETRATION[/i] THAN I DID WHEN I WAS ELEVEN. [b]BUT THEN THERE WAS HOPE.[/b] BUNGIE SAID [i]"ayyy we gonna buff the [b]necro"[/b][/i] AND I SAID [b]YES[/b] THANK YOU [b]YES[/b]. I WAS HAPPIER THAN [i]THAT KID IN THE [b]SHREK IS LOVE[/b] THING.[/i]
BUT THEN YOU WENT AND PULLED A [b][i]MIRANDA[/i] ON ME.[/b] WHO IS MIRANDA? [b]ONLY THE [u]SINGLE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER.[/u][/b] MIRANDA IS A _______. [b]<-- THAT'S A BAD WORD.[/b] IMAGINE THE WORST THING YOU COULD CALL SOMEONE AND [b]DOUBLE IT. [i]THAT IS WHAT GOES IN THAT BLANK.[/i][/b] MIRANDA IF YOU ARE READING THIS [i][b]PLEASE GO WIPE.[/b][/i]
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED WAS TO [b]TROLL ORYX WITH THIS GUN.[/b] LIKE [i]"ayyy lmao got this gun from Crota"[/i] [b]PEW PEW MOTHER -blam!-ER.[/b] BUT [b]NO![/b] THIS GUN WILL REMAIN A [b]SOCK FILLED WITH WARM MASHED POTATOES.[/b] FOREVER ALONE. [b]FOREVER 29.[/b] #[i][b]NEVER FORGET.[/b][/i]
[spoiler]but for real if we can upgrade it that'd be real chill of you. [/spoiler]
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Edited by AburameDon: 8/29/2015 9:37:30 PMI can't favorite this enough
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2 RepliesI died at Miranda [spoiler]not sure if ME Miranda or YouTube Miranda, either way, I laughed [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI got every reference except miranda.. who?
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1 Replygood news, the "edge" magazine article with a bungie developer said that the "missing exotics from y1 will be brought forward in time" so hopfully that means by the time we all get to oryx...but either way you will be able to eventually
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[quote]IF I CANNOT UPGRADE THE [b]NECROCHASM[/b] I WILL BE FURIOUS. [b][i]"HOW FURIOUS, PONETHEPOON?"[/i][/b] FAST AND FURIOUS [i][b]7[/b][/i] + [b][i]ALOHA AKBAR[/i][/b] + [i]THAT FACE DEEJ MADE WHEN HE[/i] [b]CUT THE [u]GJALLARHORN[/u] CAKE.[/b] WILL I STILL PLAY DESTINY? [b]YOU CAN BET YOUR SAGGY ASS I WILL.[/b] MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY [i]"what do you wanna do this weekend bby?"[/i] AND I WILL SAY [b][u]I'LL[/u] BE PLAYING DESTINY. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NAGGING.[/b] AND QUIT -blam!-ING [i]JOSH.[/i] AND SHE WILL [b][i]CRY[/i][/b] AND GO COMPLAIN TO TUMBLR ABOUT ME AND THEN [b]RIDE JOSH LIKE [i]SEA BISCUIT[/i] SOLELY OUT OF ANGER AT ME.[/b] I DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE. [b]SPOONING LEADS TO [i]FORKING.[/i][/b] I JUST WANT TO PLAY XBOX. DO YOU KNOW [b]WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOR THE [i]NECROCHASM??[/i][/b] I HAD TO GROVEL AT THE FEET OF [b]RNG[/b] FOR THE HUSK. THEN I HAD TO [b][i]SLEEP WITH ERIS[/i][/b] BECAUSE RANKING UP THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER. [i]SHE MIGHT HAVE [b]THREE EYES[/b] BUT SHE STILL HAS [b]TWO THIGHS.[/b][/i] THEN I HAD TO LEARN TO [b]USE THE -blam!-ING SWORD[/b] BECAUSE YOU JUST [i]CAN'T TRUST LFG PEOPLE TO DO IT.[/i] [b][i]JUST DO IT.[/i][/b] YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW AND TODAY I [b][u]STILL DON'T HAVE THE CRUX. [/u][/b] BUT THEN I GOT THE CRUX. [b]ABOUT -blam!-ING TIME.[/b] I WAS SO HAPPY. [b][i]FOLLOWED BY IMMEDIATE SORROW.[/i][/b] IT HAD [i]LESS PENETRATION[/i] THAN I DID WHEN I WAS ELEVEN. [b]BUT THEN THERE WAS HOPE.[/b] BUNGIE SAID [i]"ayyy we gonna buff the [b]necro"[/b][/i] AND I SAID [b]YES[/b] THANK YOU [b]YES[/b]. I WAS HAPPIER THAN [i]THAT KID IN THE [b]SHREK IS LOVE[/b] THING.[/i] BUT THEN YOU WENT AND PULLED A [b][i]MIRANDA[/i] ON ME.[/b] WHO IS MIRANDA? [b]ONLY THE [u]SINGLE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER.[/u][/b] MIRANDA IS A _______. [b]<-- THAT'S A BAD WORD.[/b] IMAGINE THE WORST THING YOU COULD CALL SOMEONE AND [b]DOUBLE IT. [i]THAT IS WHAT GOES IN THAT BLANK.[/i][/b] MIRANDA IF YOU ARE READING THIS [i][b]PLEASE GO WIPE.[/b][/i] ALL I'VE EVER WANTED WAS TO [b]TROLL ORYX WITH THIS GUN.[/b] LIKE [i]"ayyy lmao got this gun from Crota"[/i] [b]PEW PEW MOTHER -blam!-ER.[/b] BUT [b]NO![/b] THIS GUN WILL REMAIN A [b]SOCK FILLED WITH WARM MASHED POTATOES.[/b] FOREVER ALONE. [b]FOREVER 29.[/b] #[i][b]NEVER FORGET.[/b][/i] [spoiler]but for real if we can upgrade it that'd be real chill of you. [/spoiler][/quote]
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1 Reply"Miranda and Josh are actually f[i]u[/i]cking tools" -IGN 10/10
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I'm crying tears of joy after what I have just read
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3 Replies10/10
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Ok. You shiuld win an award. 10/10 best speech EVER.
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After reading this, I stood up and started clapping.
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2 RepliesI would absolutely LOVE to kill Oryx with Necrochasm.
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2 Replies10/10 would read/ beat off to again.
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TL;DR
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10/10.
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Edited by Comrade Kwik: 8/29/2015 7:42:14 PMDenied
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Hilarious!
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bump [quote] ayy lmao got this gun from crota[/quote]
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Bungie!
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We talkin Mass Effect 2 Miranda or...?
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it's allahu akbar
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I got 2 husks of the pits in a row :)
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Ay man dont talk about cryptarch like that
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#BLAMEMIRANDA2015
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1 ReplyLol I started dying once I hit the spoiler xD
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1 ReplyBumped for accuracy of my emotions about the Nechrogasm.
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1 ReplyDamn it Miranda.
