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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/28/2015 9:01:23 PM
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I SWEAR ON THE CRYPTARCH
IF I CANNOT UPGRADE THE [b]NECROCHASM[/b] I WILL BE FURIOUS. [b][i]"HOW FURIOUS, PONETHEPOON?"[/i][/b] FAST AND FURIOUS [i][b]7[/b][/i] + [b][i]ALOHA AKBAR[/i][/b] + [i]THAT FACE DEEJ MADE WHEN HE[/i] [b]CUT THE [u]GJALLARHORN[/u] CAKE.[/b] WILL I STILL PLAY DESTINY? [b]YOU CAN BET YOUR SAGGY ASS I WILL.[/b] MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY [i]"what do you wanna do this weekend bby?"[/i] AND I WILL SAY [b][u]I'LL[/u] BE PLAYING DESTINY. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NAGGING.[/b] AND QUIT -blam!-ING [i]JOSH.[/i] AND SHE WILL [b][i]CRY[/i][/b] AND GO COMPLAIN TO TUMBLR ABOUT ME AND THEN [b]RIDE JOSH LIKE [i]SEA BISCUIT[/i] SOLELY OUT OF ANGER AT ME.[/b] I DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE. [b]SPOONING LEADS TO [i]FORKING.[/i][/b] I JUST WANT TO PLAY XBOX.
DO YOU KNOW [b]WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOR THE [i]NECROCHASM??[/i][/b] I HAD TO GROVEL AT THE FEET OF [b]RNG[/b] FOR THE HUSK. THEN I HAD TO [b][i]SLEEP WITH ERIS[/i][/b] BECAUSE RANKING UP THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER. [i]SHE MIGHT HAVE [b]THREE EYES[/b] BUT SHE STILL HAS [b]TWO THIGHS.[/b][/i]
THEN I HAD TO LEARN TO [b]USE THE -blam!-ING SWORD[/b] BECAUSE YOU JUST [i]CAN'T TRUST LFG PEOPLE TO DO IT.[/i] [b][i]JUST DO IT.[/i][/b] YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW AND TODAY I [b][u]STILL DON'T HAVE THE CRUX. [/u][/b]
BUT THEN I GOT THE CRUX. [b]ABOUT -blam!-ING TIME.[/b] I WAS SO HAPPY. [b][i]FOLLOWED BY IMMEDIATE SORROW.[/i][/b] IT HAD [i]LESS PENETRATION[/i] THAN I DID WHEN I WAS ELEVEN. [b]BUT THEN THERE WAS HOPE.[/b] BUNGIE SAID [i]"ayyy we gonna buff the [b]necro"[/b][/i] AND I SAID [b]YES[/b] THANK YOU [b]YES[/b]. I WAS HAPPIER THAN [i]THAT KID IN THE [b]SHREK IS LOVE[/b] THING.[/i]
BUT THEN YOU WENT AND PULLED A [b][i]MIRANDA[/i] ON ME.[/b] WHO IS MIRANDA? [b]ONLY THE [u]SINGLE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER.[/u][/b] MIRANDA IS A _______. [b]<-- THAT'S A BAD WORD.[/b] IMAGINE THE WORST THING YOU COULD CALL SOMEONE AND [b]DOUBLE IT. [i]THAT IS WHAT GOES IN THAT BLANK.[/i][/b] MIRANDA IF YOU ARE READING THIS [i][b]PLEASE GO WIPE.[/b][/i]
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED WAS TO [b]TROLL ORYX WITH THIS GUN.[/b] LIKE [i]"ayyy lmao got this gun from Crota"[/i] [b]PEW PEW MOTHER -blam!-ER.[/b] BUT [b]NO![/b] THIS GUN WILL REMAIN A [b]SOCK FILLED WITH WARM MASHED POTATOES.[/b] FOREVER ALONE. [b]FOREVER 29.[/b] #[i][b]NEVER FORGET.[/b][/i]
[spoiler]but for real if we can upgrade it that'd be real chill of you. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou're my new favorite.
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1 ReplyBumped, supported, leave behind thorn, give us year 2 necro.
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1 ReplyI died...
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1 ReplyYou're awesome <3
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3 RepliesAnd I swear [i]at[/i] the Cryptarch.
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2 RepliesThis made me laugh too hard lmao 10/10
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Super bump so I can tell this to the Taken Tots around the campfire we make from Oryx's corpse while we stoke the flames with Crota's sword.
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1 Reply"ERIS MAY HAVE THREE EYES, BUT SHE HAS TWO THIGHS" "THIS GUN HAS LESS PENETRATION THAN WHEN I WAS ELEVEN" Lmao
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[quote]IF I CANNOT UPGRADE THE [b]NECROCHASM[/b] I WILL BE FURIOUS. [b][i]"HOW FURIOUS, PONETHEPOON?"[/i][/b] FAST AND FURIOUS [i][b]7[/b][/i] + [b][i]ALOHA AKBAR[/i][/b] + [i]THAT FACE DEEJ MADE WHEN HE[/i] [b]CUT THE [u]GJALLARHORN[/u] CAKE.[/b] WILL I STILL PLAY DESTINY? [b]YOU CAN BET YOUR SAGGY ASS I WILL.[/b] MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY [i]"what do you wanna do this weekend bby?"[/i] AND I WILL SAY [b][u]I'LL[/u] BE PLAYING DESTINY. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NAGGING.[/b] AND QUIT -blam!-ING [i]JOSH.[/i] AND SHE WILL [b][i]CRY[/i][/b] AND GO COMPLAIN TO TUMBLR ABOUT ME AND THEN [b]RIDE JOSH LIKE [i]SEA BISCUIT[/i] SOLELY OUT OF ANGER AT ME.[/b] I DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE. [b]SPOONING LEADS TO [i]FORKING.[/i][/b] I JUST WANT TO PLAY XBOX. DO YOU KNOW [b]WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOR THE [i]NECROCHASM??[/i][/b] I HAD TO GROVEL AT THE FEET OF [b]RNG[/b] FOR THE HUSK. THEN I HAD TO [b][i]SLEEP WITH ERIS[/i][/b] BECAUSE RANKING UP THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER. [i]SHE MIGHT HAVE [b]THREE EYES[/b] BUT SHE STILL HAS [b]TWO THIGHS.[/b][/i] THEN I HAD TO LEARN TO [b]USE THE -blam!-ING SWORD[/b] BECAUSE YOU JUST [i]CAN'T TRUST LFG PEOPLE TO DO IT.[/i] [b][i]JUST DO IT.[/i][/b] YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW AND TODAY I [b][u]STILL DON'T HAVE THE CRUX. [/u][/b] BUT THEN I GOT THE CRUX. [b]ABOUT -blam!-ING TIME.[/b] I WAS SO HAPPY. [b][i]FOLLOWED BY IMMEDIATE SORROW.[/i][/b] IT HAD [i]LESS PENETRATION[/i] THAN I DID WHEN I WAS ELEVEN. [b]BUT THEN THERE WAS HOPE.[/b] BUNGIE SAID [i]"ayyy we gonna buff the [b]necro"[/b][/i] AND I SAID [b]YES[/b] THANK YOU [b]YES[/b]. I WAS HAPPIER THAN [i]THAT KID IN THE [b]SHREK IS LOVE[/b] THING.[/i] BUT THEN YOU WENT AND PULLED A [b][i]MIRANDA[/i] ON ME.[/b] WHO IS MIRANDA? [b]ONLY THE [u]SINGLE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER.[/u][/b] MIRANDA IS A _______. [b]<-- THAT'S A BAD WORD.[/b] IMAGINE THE WORST THING YOU COULD CALL SOMEONE AND [b]DOUBLE IT. [i]THAT IS WHAT GOES IN THAT BLANK.[/i][/b] MIRANDA IF YOU ARE READING THIS [i][b]PLEASE GO WIPE.[/b][/i] ALL I'VE EVER WANTED WAS TO [b]TROLL ORYX WITH THIS GUN.[/b] LIKE [i]"ayyy lmao got this gun from Crota"[/i] [b]PEW PEW MOTHER -blam!-ER.[/b] BUT [b]NO![/b] THIS GUN WILL REMAIN A [b]SOCK FILLED WITH WARM MASHED POTATOES.[/b] FOREVER ALONE. [b]FOREVER 29.[/b] #[i][b]NEVER FORGET.[/b][/i] [spoiler]but for real if we can upgrade it that'd be real chill of you. [/spoiler][/quote] I died...
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4 RepliesBest post I've ever read *tear rolls down cheek*
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1 ReplyI approve this message!!
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1 Reply"Less penetration than when I was 11" that's not very much haha
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1 Reply*feels internally*
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lol thank you for this.
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Wow that was amazing!
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2 Replieswtf did I just read? :/ so confused
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Have to agree tbh it would be pretty badass to be like lol killed yer son and got this mo trucker
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAA THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU
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Lol wtf?
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Same here
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This is the greatest thing I have ever read.
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1 ReplyEdited by BigDaddyE47: 8/29/2015 9:42:48 PMThe timing with Bungie does confuse me - why would you buff/nerf a bunch of weapons that have desperately needed it for a long time and then simultaneously obsolete them, it really does baffle me. Maybe they do have future plans for them, one can only hope. I have a Miranda too but her name was Laura, i've been with my wife for 15 years and I still can't even think about that slag without getting the creepy crawlies.
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LMFAO
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Edited by AburameDon: 8/29/2015 9:37:30 PMI can't favorite this enough
