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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/28/2015 9:01:23 PM
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I SWEAR ON THE CRYPTARCH
IF I CANNOT UPGRADE THE [b]NECROCHASM[/b] I WILL BE FURIOUS. [b][i]"HOW FURIOUS, PONETHEPOON?"[/i][/b] FAST AND FURIOUS [i][b]7[/b][/i] + [b][i]ALOHA AKBAR[/i][/b] + [i]THAT FACE DEEJ MADE WHEN HE[/i] [b]CUT THE [u]GJALLARHORN[/u] CAKE.[/b] WILL I STILL PLAY DESTINY? [b]YOU CAN BET YOUR SAGGY ASS I WILL.[/b] MY GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY [i]"what do you wanna do this weekend bby?"[/i] AND I WILL SAY [b][u]I'LL[/u] BE PLAYING DESTINY. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NAGGING.[/b] AND QUIT -blam!-ING [i]JOSH.[/i] AND SHE WILL [b][i]CRY[/i][/b] AND GO COMPLAIN TO TUMBLR ABOUT ME AND THEN [b]RIDE JOSH LIKE [i]SEA BISCUIT[/i] SOLELY OUT OF ANGER AT ME.[/b] I DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE. [b]SPOONING LEADS TO [i]FORKING.[/i][/b] I JUST WANT TO PLAY XBOX.
DO YOU KNOW [b]WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOR THE [i]NECROCHASM??[/i][/b] I HAD TO GROVEL AT THE FEET OF [b]RNG[/b] FOR THE HUSK. THEN I HAD TO [b][i]SLEEP WITH ERIS[/i][/b] BECAUSE RANKING UP THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER. [i]SHE MIGHT HAVE [b]THREE EYES[/b] BUT SHE STILL HAS [b]TWO THIGHS.[/b][/i]
THEN I HAD TO LEARN TO [b]USE THE -blam!-ING SWORD[/b] BECAUSE YOU JUST [i]CAN'T TRUST LFG PEOPLE TO DO IT.[/i] [b][i]JUST DO IT.[/i][/b] YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW AND TODAY I [b][u]STILL DON'T HAVE THE CRUX. [/u][/b]
BUT THEN I GOT THE CRUX. [b]ABOUT -blam!-ING TIME.[/b] I WAS SO HAPPY. [b][i]FOLLOWED BY IMMEDIATE SORROW.[/i][/b] IT HAD [i]LESS PENETRATION[/i] THAN I DID WHEN I WAS ELEVEN. [b]BUT THEN THERE WAS HOPE.[/b] BUNGIE SAID [i]"ayyy we gonna buff the [b]necro"[/b][/i] AND I SAID [b]YES[/b] THANK YOU [b]YES[/b]. I WAS HAPPIER THAN [i]THAT KID IN THE [b]SHREK IS LOVE[/b] THING.[/i]
BUT THEN YOU WENT AND PULLED A [b][i]MIRANDA[/i] ON ME.[/b] WHO IS MIRANDA? [b]ONLY THE [u]SINGLE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER.[/u][/b] MIRANDA IS A _______. [b]<-- THAT'S A BAD WORD.[/b] IMAGINE THE WORST THING YOU COULD CALL SOMEONE AND [b]DOUBLE IT. [i]THAT IS WHAT GOES IN THAT BLANK.[/i][/b] MIRANDA IF YOU ARE READING THIS [i][b]PLEASE GO WIPE.[/b][/i]
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED WAS TO [b]TROLL ORYX WITH THIS GUN.[/b] LIKE [i]"ayyy lmao got this gun from Crota"[/i] [b]PEW PEW MOTHER -blam!-ER.[/b] BUT [b]NO![/b] THIS GUN WILL REMAIN A [b]SOCK FILLED WITH WARM MASHED POTATOES.[/b] FOREVER ALONE. [b]FOREVER 29.[/b] #[i][b]NEVER FORGET.[/b][/i]
[spoiler]but for real if we can upgrade it that'd be real chill of you. [/spoiler]
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Who is Miranda? Just asking... specifics pls...
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Dammit, Josh.
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Josh op, pls nerf bungie
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Haha! I forgot it was you who made this post, my friend.
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Nechro
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Brump
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I lost my composure for 5 minutes straight at the Eris part... "She may have three eyes but she has two thighs." Still laughing my ass off!!!!
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She may have 3 eyes but she's got 2 thighs This cracked me up XD
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"Miranda if your reading please go wipe" Lolololz I -blam!-ing lost it when I read that part!
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Woah :|
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Fck this post is gold
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I feel your pain. I got the necro right before 2.0 dropped and it was so good I used it all threw the story of TTK and it still Pwned but not now. The closest thing to it but not enough is zhalo.
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https://youtu.be/NFep4vO4TRc
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[quote] [i]SHE MIGHT HAVE [b]THREE EYES[/b] BUT SHE STILL HAS [b]TWO THIGHS.[/b][/i] [/quote] [spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]
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[quote] [i]SHE MIGHT HAVE [b]THREE EYES[/b] BUT SHE STILL HAS [b]TWO THIGHS.[/b][/i] [/quote]
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I resurrect this post!
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I give this post life
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Weird, I usually swear [i]AT[/i] the Cryptarch.
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Ayyy necro bump
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1 ReplyEpicness
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#[b][u]NEVER FORGET[/u][/b]
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Necrobump
