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Edited by BWSflash80:
7/31/2015 3:19:44 AM
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(Poll Closed) Do you think that all the people posting Christian bashing topics were touched by a mall Santa?
Poll Closed: The results as of this closing agree at 65% that these posters were indeed touched by a mall Santa.
Now we can confirm what happened to Dustin, Noiseless, and the others.
Get some help guys.
[ I see on a way too regular basis, incendiary posts about Christianity made to exclusively start flame wars and get a high response count.
Is it just to stroke those idiots egos by receiving attention, or were they touched in the pants by a drunken mall Santa?
Maybe their parents just didn't love them?
What does everyone else think? The regulars on here know damn well who we're talking about, and that they'll eventually jump on to tell us we're all butthurt or autistic.]
(Spellcheck screwed me on the parents just didn't "love" them "and" Christmas was a disappointment line, but you get the point)
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1 ReplyAs an atheist i can confirm you must be touched by a mall santa as an initiation to atheism. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler] [spoiler]#jk[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThis is why I started a petition.
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I thought it was all groups of three women mad at Santa for saying "ho ho ho!"
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Better Santa than a priest. Santa gives gifts too!
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*weeping softly* Santa baby... *sob* Slip a present under the tree *sob* Or in me *sob* You know I love your wood *sob* Santa baby *sob* Hurry down the chimney tonight.... *collapses into inconsolable hysteria*
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1 ReplyEdited by Swervostan: 7/22/2015 8:20:35 AMI don't know why people get into arguments trying to convert someone else over the Internet. You can argue for days and no ones opinion would change, so why do it?
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3 RepliesI was, and Jesus too.
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I bash into many Christians as I make my way home because I have to walk past a church but that doesn't mean that I let Santa Claus touch me for a fifth of vodka.
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8 RepliesEdited by NoiselessPurse9: 7/22/2015 4:43:48 AMIt's cute that you think you know what satire is. Fail, kid.
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3 RepliesSounds like a Christian with no real logical rebuttal to the posts that bash his religion. So he made this instead...
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2 RepliesEdited by Oghma: 7/21/2015 5:58:04 PMIs this a misplaced #satire? This sounds like a post that some Christian nobody would do like SSG.
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2 RepliesJust use the mute button if your jimmies have been thoroughly rustled
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5 Repliesda fuk does santa have to do with christianity?
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Surely it couldn't be because they have their own disagreements with Christianity. Nope, couldn't be that.
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I prefer Santa's little helper in the short skirt
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Good one
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shitposting works
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Well, it's definitely looking like a mall Santa had their way with these guys from the results.
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21 RepliesI see a satire tag, but no satire.
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2 RepliesI see too many religion based threads in general, so can we stop posting about touchy subjects such as religion?
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Just another glorious day here at the B.net.
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That or they're offspring of the grinch.
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I guess the next question would be: Did that mall Santa's beard smell like vodka or whiskey?
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1 ReplyInb4noislesspurse
