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1/9/2015 10:23:06 PM
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Destiny Pick up lines!!!!
Hey guys! Come up with your best Destiny related pick up lines and post them below! I'll start us off:
Hey girl, am I a Vandal?
'Cause I think I'm Fallen for you.
Hey girl, are you an Icebreaker?
Cause besides me, you shouldn't pick up anything special.
Hey Girl, are you a hive?
Cause I'd love to enter your hellmouth.
Now it's you guys' turn!!
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2 RepliesAre you a gorgon, cause every time I see you I need to wipe
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Nice pants, whats there drop rate?
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136 RepliesDamn, girl, are you Destiny's story? 'Cause you're short and f***ing retarded.
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I have max Gally inv pls
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3 RepliesHey baby you know why they call me The Truth? Because I track aggressively and explode early.
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4 RepliesA mix of two that I've seen. Hey girl are those pants purple, because that ass is legendary, but I'm really hoping that they're green because I'm looking forward to them dropping multiple times.
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23 RepliesEdited by Vercingetorix07: 2/8/2015 8:50:50 PM[i]*Girl walks away after date.*[/i] Shaxx is hiding in the bushes nearby with a whistle in hand shouting at you: "FIGHT BACK! CONTROL THE VAG OR THIS IS ALL OVER!" [i]You take control of the situation and convince the girl to come back to your place.[/i] Shaxx is hiding under the bed and hands you a water bottle half-way through: " YOU'RE CRUSHING HER. SHOW NO MERCY!" [i]*You finish up and then Shaxx gets up and inspects your work.*[/i] "THIS ISN'T A CASUAL F**K, IT'S A MASSACRE. GOOD JOB, GUARDIAN. I COULD HAVE USED YOUR TALENTS IN THE BED."
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2 RepliesGuy: (to girl) we must -blam!- now Girl: why? Guy: i can not explain why i dont have time to explain
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3 RepliesDo you use thorn because you're a slut
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8 RepliesEdited by itsjonfun: 2/16/2015 5:05:19 PMHey my name is Xûr, Agent of the Nine Inches and, you look a lot like my exo, stranger... I'd like to empty my Black Hammer in your Hellmouth. An Insurmountable Skull-blam!-, if you would. Sorry, that was just an Icebreaker. But I would totally Fist of Havoc your Dark Below til you scream like Omnigul. Just a bit of Super Good Advice; you might want to shave your Black Garden because I'm gonna over penetrate it with my Thorn. Thats right girl, you better expect a lot of splash damage. In Truth, I'm a Wizard between the sheets and promise to be your One Way Ticket to a night Radiant that you'll say Don't Touch Me to anyone else until the next Golden Age.
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11 RepliesRed death is red Most engrams are blue Show me your tits
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2 RepliesHey, would you mind if I rode your pike? Cuz their usually only used by the fallen. The fallen from heaven.
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Do I mention I have a maxed out gjallerhorn?
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4 RepliesDefender on the streets, Striker in the sheets.
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If any guy say this to me in my fire team, I boot him immediately.
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1 ReplyA variation to one I've heard: girl are those pants green? Because if they drop in gonna dismantle you.
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Here I sit, brokenhearted - Started to ascend, but saw you...... .....and sharded.
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2 RepliesHey girl, are you a sync plate? Because my spire is rising
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While on the Tower you can always use the line. 'So good looking, do you come here often?'.
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I got a bucket of chicken wanna do it?
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Go out with me please
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Girl my black hammer can send you to no land beyond
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1 ReplyLine #1: I can see land beyond... Line #2: I'll give you some super good advice. Just supercharge me and I'll use my nova bomb on you
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Girl are you Atheon because when your around' I lose myself in time.
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Girl are you a sync plate? Cuz my spire is rising.
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1 ReplyHey girl, I heard you like rich guys with deep pockets... My pockets infinity.
