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12/9/2014 12:13:12 AM
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Average chance for clans to get player with 28 hunter, 21 titan and 2 warlock!!! Feeling deceived? Play on PS4? Are in Australia? Read on!
Are you part of a clan? Are you missing that special player? Well look no further because what I'm offering you here is exactly that. What's the catch I hear you ask? The catch is that you (point at audience) might have too much fun and efficiency on your raids/ crucible matches.
What you get:
Hunter 28: close to 29, lovely raspberry clothing, above average smile.
Titan 24: has some stuff, completed almost HALF of the story, good attitude.
Warlock 2: already has voidfang vestments, participation awards.
I'm sure by now you're all pregnant with anticipation, who is this catch of a guardian. Could it be John Stamos? (pause for laughter)
When you commit to signing up this guardian, you not only get the items listed above but you will also receive at some cost to yourself:
A player who will go above and beyond the edges of cliffs.
A super sneaky player that only sets off the gorgons 12% of the time (nod convincingly)
Sometimes shoots oracles!
Always helps to lead new players, even when unsure of where to go.
Has mic and always responsive, mic may be unknowingly switched to off.
Mic stays on when yelling at cat.
Good source of positive karma for all the guilted cheesers.
Feeling excited? Add: Liquid-Fox73 for a chance to be underwhelmed by gracelessness and averageness.
Do the right thing and be cool. Give love a chance. I could be the sword to your Crota.
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Edited by Delushin: 12/9/2014 5:38:42 AMLiquidFox73, You have the attention of the highest ranking Raven, our founding father and master of shadows. From that has come an order to which I will carry out, but first I must ensure you understand our values. Raven Guard Clan has structure, leadership and a strong foundation of committed members. Our recruitment trials are not in place to swing e-peen around but are there to ensure quality control and to mitigate the risk of our harmonious existence being broken. With that said we are also open to those times in life when you see potential, potential from effort, effort from your post albeit small glimmers the attitude of resilience - for it is not always about being the best but about seeing something through to the end. For as long as you respect and honor the Raven Guard through all your actions, it will; return that respect and honor ten fold. Fellow members come from all walks of life and have, rightly so their own beliefs and opinions but we all have one thing in common. We all take shelter under the wings of the Raven Guard, together as one. We have seen the darkness and watched it burn, burn under the fire of our cause. Our push for knowledge, our push for synergy - Our enemies think as one, BUT DO THEY SPEAK AS ONE? I will be in touch with you shortly and only have one final word in the public eye. Commitment to fellow Ravens above all else will see your career long and prosperous with many good times and laughs. We all have pressures from real life, when those pressures begin to impact the clan, turn towards us not away for you might be surprise with the support you get. #RGC
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Thank you for granting me the honor of your impressive introduction and presence. I'm afraid I do not have a response worthy of your conversation so i'll leave you with the tried and true: [b]Birds of a feather, flock together (except for some species of predatory raptors)[/b]
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Clap... Clap.... Clap. Normally i leave recruitment to my lowly subordinate Delushin. But you, my fellow Guardian, you've won my personal attention with this delightful introduction. I will have Delushin draft up a contract and be in touch with you shortly.
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I only sign contracts written in rhyming couplets. I ask that this is considered, it is my only request.
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You sir have my attention and I think I just might break the rules to chat to you!
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Nothing is sweeter than forbidden fruit. Bite the fruit, don't worry, the sticker IS edible* *Fruit stickers may not be edible.
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Raises hand for recruitment
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I see you here as well mate and thank you for your interest. I am currently speaking to the Master of Shadows (big boss) about the posts.
