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12/4/2014 7:21:43 PM
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My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn.
She called me to her house to fix her sink.
It's been an hour, and I'm still fixing this damn sink.
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1 ReplyJust whip it out and run at her.
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Edited by Masch619: 12/7/2014 1:44:08 AMNext time try delivering a pizza
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Lol cx this made me laugh more than it should've xDD
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2 RepliesEdited by GiantDad: 12/6/2014 3:16:17 AMCharge her a gruesome fee so that she can offer you her own form of payment.
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Old, but nice joke.
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Neither do mine nor me
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3 RepliesI don't understand one bit... No really I dont
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I dont get it
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2 RepliesReally gives you the [i]sinking[/i] feeling doesn't it?
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5 RepliesHe said "I'm still fixing her sink" As he is posting on the forums. Maybe she thinks you're a slacker in bed too. Haha
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Ask for her booty if it is big.
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Make her help you get your "wrench" out of your "tool bag"
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LMFAO Why don't you try the Pizza Boy approach? Maybe's she'll dig that
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Ayy lmao
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Does she have a pool that needs to be cleaned? "I've come to clean your pool" "What pool?"
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Don't you get it? It's a trap! Has the sink ever been wet? Exactly. Kill it.
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4 RepliesEdited by EL: 12/5/2014 4:49:04 PMHave you shown her your vex mythoclast, desticle?
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1 ReplyEdited by The Fallen Zyzz: 12/5/2014 10:51:42 AMMaybe you should offer to work on her 'back door plumbing' as well.
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The "wrench" isn't working out for you? :P
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1 ReplyShould've delivered her a pizza as well.
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[quote]It's been an hour, and I'm still fixing this damn sink.[/quote] Well you gotta finish the sink first to get payment. That's a legitimate leak she got there. She won't stop uou from work because you got a bulge.
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A handyman working on some girl's sink, getting all blue balled then tapping out that post on this site while still under the counter is actually a pretty funny mental picture. She's cringing at his buttcrack and thinking hurry up mother-blam!-er fix my shit and take your pampered ego back next door
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1 ReplyTell her your payment methods
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Maybe she'll repay you later
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Is she a fig or something
