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7/10/2014 3:42:56 AM
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Why xbox one owners are called "Xboners"
I finally realized this is no insult but a compliment to the awesome xbox one! Its called the xboner because it is so amazing it gives gamers boners.[spoiler]that would actually be weird if every time i played my xbox one i got a boner[/spoiler]
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#Gaming
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1 ReplyIncorrect. The term arose because people are assholes. Same with "desticles."
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1 ReplyYou are misunderstanding this; a Xboner is the act of two men (usually homosexual) crossing their erect penes to resemble the letter 'X'. This act is usually followed by what we call 'sword fighting'. The more you know.
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1 ReplyBecause it's so bad you turn 360 degrees and walk away? ...wait
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1 ReplyITT Boners.
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No doubt I will have a boner from Halo 2 nostalgia.
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4 RepliesMy face when all of you are fighting over what system is better.
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3 RepliesThey are getting boned by Microsoft.
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Because looking at a boner makes ant straight man cringe
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1 ReplyYou must be 12.
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.....what? I've never even heard that expression before.
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Everytime Xbox One turns on I get turned on.
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I call it the xbone because it rolls of the tongue, the system itself is okay
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lolno. But I do cringe.
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That is exactly why [spoiler]I find nothing strange about getting a boner everytime I play X1. Seems normal to me[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI get a boner every time. What's the problem?
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2 RepliesDo we say Sony Ponies because the PS4 turns people into horses?
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OP just had sex
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1 ReplyI have a boner right now.
