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6/22/2014 3:44:56 AM
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Create A List of Useless Superpowers
Go to five or higher, but five at minimum. I'll start.
1) the ability to seduce hats
2) the ability to morph into a dismembered horse
3) turning your ears inside out
4) turning into half of a gerbil
The best one;
5) the ability to fly for a limited time without knowing that you could only fly for a limited
time >:D
English
#Offtopic
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The ability to change gender. Once. Mentally. #justNoelthings
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1 ReplyThis.
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3 RepliesThe ability to teleport 1 step at a time[spoiler]Red vs Blur for the win.[/spoiler]
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The power to turn invisible, so long as no one is looking in your direction (cameras count as looking) The power to always be $0.05 short for whatever you want to purchase The Ability to know every martial art in the world, until you have to fight. Then your mind goes blank The ability to be a water bender, but only in your own shower, and alone
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AIDS MAN !!!!!! He can give AIDS to anyone of any gender !
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Tax Man. He does tax returns faster than a....... professional accountant. Amazing. Also he can fly.
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Narcolepsy on command
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Pissing in the wind and it doesn't blow back onto you
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Edited by Erkyo: 6/23/2014 6:42:09 AMThe ability to taste farts. Change into a Wal-Mart customer anytime. Play the Destiny Alpha on [i]Xbox[/i]
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1. super jizz power 2. Halo 3 skillz (I'm already the best) 3. Make yourself fat 4. Instantly grow a neckbeard and summon a fedora. 5. This is actually good but every one you've ever banged instantly blows up.
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The ability to melt spoons The ability to make spoons float The ability to fit in a regular sized spoon The ability to see any spoon in the world [spoiler]the ability to make a spoon a inside out[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe ability to hold your breath for 3 seconds longer than you normally can. The ability to speak to cats. This is useless because cats 1) don't speak to one another, and 2) are so smart that they have learned that they are given names, and choose to ignore said names. Cats are dicks, and speaking their language would solve nothing.
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4 RepliesEdited by Ethsentray: 6/23/2014 4:06:20 AMIf you could use telekinesis, but only when you were asleep. If you could go back in time, but couldn't do anything different. If you could bring content from games into real life, but only enemies. If you could enter video games, but only the souls franchise. If you could survive anything, except death.
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America Russia #rekt #shotsfired
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Mind reading...that only works on you.
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3 RepliesThe ability to gain the acting skills of Nicolas Cage.
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The ability to read minds, but only those of people who've been lobotomized. The ability to see and speak to ghosts, but only the really really annoying ones.
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X-ray vision, but the only thing you can see through is clear glass.
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An ability to know if a random duck somewhere in the entire universe is feeling hungry.
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The power to turn in to water.
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Stairway beam!
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The ability to carry a utility belt. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThe ability to breathe.
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Change the shape of pancakes from circles to squares.
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2 RepliesThe ability to control fish...
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The ability to turn your finger into a pen that doesn't work.
