Ode to The All-Star
Dany Heatley has got it made
Don't like the place? He'll demand a trade
Practice he'll skip and meetings he'll miss
Your lady he'll steal and your wife he'll kiss
The -blam!-ing All-Star will always party
His shots are amazing, I'm not talking about Bacardi
He'll pummel your girl and wheel your chick
The women don't care if he acts like a dick
Indeed Heatley is the man
With the most simple offensive plan
He drifts his way into the slot
Receives the pass, then makes the shot
"I'm the All-Star" he reminds himself
As he launches one for a goal, top shelf
Heatley is the best on the Wild, excluding number 11
For Heatley was the man who scored 50 in '07
#50in07
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