[quote]- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older.[/quote] Kinda. [quote]- You never went to your school dances[/quote] School dances are shitty in the first place, with or without girls. [quote]- No girl has ever asked you out.[/quote] Some girls can be shy. [quote]- You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.[/quote] Not all alphas are super-ripped Jersey Shore types. [quote]- You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.[/quote] You ever hear of abstinence? [quote]- You wear a fedora.[/quote] I'll give you that one. Fedoras have lost all of their class. [quote]- You use the word euphoric.[/quote] Don't even see the logic in this one. [quote]- You like MLP.[/quote] I'll give you that one too. [quote]- You are a brony.[/quote] Doesn't this fit into the one above? [quote]- You can only grow facial hair on your upper lip.[/quote] Fix'd. [quote]- You like anime.[/quote] Nothing wrong with anime, unless you watch it 4 hours a day. [quote]- You blame others for your shortcomings.[/quote] No one anywhere likes whiners, so yeah. [quote]- You've never been on a sports team.[/quote] Nothing wrong with not being an athlete. [quote]- You care more about personality than looks.[/quote] That just means you're not a skirt chaser. Nothing wrong with not putting sex at the top of your priority list. [quote]- You're too scared to drive.[/quote] I think that just means you're pathetic, unless you know you're drunk. [quote]- You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. [/quote] True. Nobody likes homophobs. [quote]-You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls.[/quote] I'll give you this. [quote]- You're afraid of spiders[/quote] Spiders are assholes, okay? [quote]- You don't do drugs because they're "bad." [/quote] In my experience, most girls won't date a guy if the do drugs (unless they're sluts, of course). I think not doing drugs is actually a good thing. [quote]- You have a waifu. [/quote] True. [quote]- You have messy or greasy hair.[/quote] Depends on if you intentionally make it look messy. [quote]- You don't even lift.[/quote] Kinda, but only because I believe in staying fit, not being swole. [quote]- You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you.[/quote] This is when you know you're your girl's slave. [quote]- You have been friendzoned two or more times[/quote] Depends. I for one always find the friend zone to lead to dating. [quote]- You frequently go on Bungie.net [/quote] Hang on a second... [quote]This has been a public Swag announcement.[/quote] Spoken like a wannabe black guy.