>Zimmerman and Based Omara eating lunch, discussing their battle strategy for their legendary duel with MSNBC >Suddenly, hear a crash outside >Look out the window, a pack of rioters have overturned a truck filled with helpless, handicapped orphans with Cancer. >"Let's do this" >Zimmerman pulls out his new AK-47, modified with an extended ammo clip filled with gold bullets that were anointed by the local minister. >Omara readies his martial arts skills, honed after his many encounters with Judge "Overruled" Goldebergenstein >The two battle their way through the chimps, desperately trying to save the handicapped orphans. >They finally reach the truck, but are too tired from battling the hoards to save the children. >All is lost. >"Need a hand" >Zimmerman and Omara look up and smile. >"We knew they couldn't corner the Dorner"