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10/19/2022 10:42:28 AM
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I graduated from the school of couldn’t give a -blam!-
I tread dog dirt all over your carpets.
I wrestle wild badgers.
I crush shortbread with my bare hands.
I have completed 7 jigsaw puzzles.
I have a pet boulder named Buttercup.
I am banned from the local library.
I am your worst nightmare and I will not rest until you are brought to justice.
Your move.
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyKnight to D3
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Nobody here gave a -blam!-.
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2 RepliesEdited by Snakehide: 10/22/2022 4:13:49 AM*Bang* "Buttercup" just met Señor Dynamité. He's a big guy, too. My boulder is from the Dark Brotherhood, where explosives DON'T EVEN EXIST. Wherever you got yer boulder, they make em weaker than southern Puerto Rican poptarts.
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Edited by f3: 10/24/2022 11:15:06 PM[url=https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/05088994-b74e-45e6-97ae-debe6dfb7921]ain’t that right mr jack[/url]
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It was game over when you said you were banned from the library
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15 RepliesSee, this is clearly a lie, because anyone with the potential to graduate from said school wouldn’t have cared enough to bother.
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5 RepliesNobody who posts salt minor drama in Offtopic could graduate from such a school. Mostly because they're obviously still in middle school.
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1 ReplyI shook hands with Pope William the goat-banger
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12 RepliesOh yeah? And what makes you think you’re so tough huh?
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1 ReplyMan you must be the coolest kid in the kindergarten 😎
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1 ReplyDamn you are so rad.
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Does any body else out of context internally shout -blam!- when they read -blam!- like I do?
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1 Reply
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12 Repliesthats amazing but i couldnt give a -blam!-
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5 RepliesOh yea? Well I gave my gerbil a Viking funeral, once he made it out.
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1 ReplyCan I see a picture of the boulder?
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