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Starwars! Empire Strikes Back! But made with a keyboard and emojis! Part 8!

So after a little break I’m ready to continue pumping these out. 🌏 <X R2D2: Beep. Luke: Yes, that's it. Dagobah. R2D2: Beep. Luke: No, I'm not going to change my mind about this. I'm not picking up any cities or technology. Massive life-form readings, though. There's something alive down there... R2D2: 🚨Beep🚨 🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫 🌫🌫🌫🌫<X🌫🌫🌫🌫 🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫 Luke: I know, I know! All the scopes are dead. I can't see a thing! Just hang on, I'm going to start the landing cycle... 😃🤖 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊/————)🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 R2D2: Beep. Luke: No, Artoo, you stay put. I'll have a look around. ! 😃 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊/————)🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Luke: Artoo? Artoo! 😃 🌊🌊🤖🌊🌊/————)🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 R2D2: Beep. Luke: Artoo! You be more careful. 😃 ——————\🌊🌊🌊🌊🤖🌊🌊🌊 Luke: This way. 😃 ——————\🌊🌊🌊🌊🐊🌊🌊🌊 Luke: Artoo! 🤖 ! 😃 ——————\🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 R2D2: Boowweeeeeep! 🤖😃 ——————\🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Luke: Oh, no! Are you all right? Come on. You're lucky you don't taste very good. Anything broken? If you're saying coming here was a bad idea, I'm beginning to agree with you. Oh, Artoo, what are we doing here? It's like... something out of a dream, or, I don't know. Maybe I'm just going crazy. 🍾 🤔 ———— Vodka: Yes, Admiral? Piett: Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, lord. But... it has entered an asteroid field and we cannot risk.. Vodka: Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship and not excuses. Piett: Yes, lord. /. ..😃¥🤖[] ———————————🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Luke: Ready for some power? Okay. Let's see now. Put that in there. There you go. Now all I have to do is find this Yoda... if he even exists. Still... there's something familiar about this place. I feel like... I don't know... 🐲/. ..😃¥🤖[] ———————————🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Yoda: Feel Like what? 🐲/. ..🔫😃¥🤖[] ———————————🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Luke: Like we’re being watched. Yoda: Away with your weapon! I mean you no harm. I want to know why you are here. Luke: I'm looking for someone. Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm? Luke: Right. Yoda: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm. Luke: I’m looking for a great warrior. Yoda: Great warrior? Hmmm. Wars not make one great. /. ..😃🐲¥🤖[] ———————————🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Luke: Put that down. Hey! That's my dinner! Yoda: How you get so big, eating food of this kind? Luke: Listen, friend, we didn't mean to land in that puddle, and if we could get our ship out, we would, but we can't, so why don't you just... Yoda: Aww, cannot get your ship out? Luke: Hey, you could have broken this. Don't do that. Ohhh... you're making a mess. Hey, give me that! /. ..😃🐲🪔¥🤖[] ———————————🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Yoda: Mine! Or I will help you not. Luke: I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole. Yoda: Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is. /. ..😃. 🐲🪔🤖[] ———————————🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 R2D2: Beep. Yoda: Mine! Mine! Luke: Oh, Artoo, let him have it! Now will you move along, little fella? We're got a lot of work to do. Yoda: No! No, no! Stay and help you, I will. Find your friend. Luke: I'm not looking for a friend. I'm looking for a Jedi Master. Yoda: Oohhh. Jedi Master. Yoda. You seek Yoda. Luke: You know him? Yoda: Mmm. Take you to him, I will. Yes, yes. But now, we must eat. Come. Good food. Come. Luke: Stay here and watch after the camp, Artoo. End of part 8.

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