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Edited by Partisan:
6/20/2020 6:43:12 PM
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Dasani is the worst, I've literally never met anyone who likes it. In our resource-starved dystopian future, Dasani is gonna show up on the Voight-Kampff test to figure out who's a replicant.
I'm a tap water guy, but I do have fond memories of pulling a spicy Zephyrhills out of the cooler at the cookout/soccer game/etc. Haven't found it outside of Florida though.
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I have three friends with a Dasani [i]fetish[/i]...it’s so creepy. They refuse to drink regular water unless it’s bottled Dasani. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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It was hilarious back when the pandemic first broke out and you'd see store isles of water completely empty. Except the pallets of Dasani.
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6 months from now we're going to find out that the secret to the vaccine was that ingredient in Dasani that gives it that weird metallic taste, and the small tribe of Dasanians will be all that's left to continue human civilization.
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Oh god, having to pick between suffering from covid or drinking Dasani? This is truly the [i]worst [/i]timeline.
