Okay, here’s what you do.
The next time she walks into the coffee shop, you need to jump out of your chair, and do it with enough force and passion to knock the chair to the ground. But this must be executed with precision; you don’t want to send the chair just clattering to the floor. No, you want the chair to tip over and strike the floor once; a single clap, like the strike of Saint Peter’s gavel, and whether or not you are allowed into the heaven of her soul depends on execution. The sound of chair striking floor will stop her in her tracks, and she will turn, stunned, to see you standing erect, staring her in the eye. Start playing [url=https://youtu.be/AOdVNMy9PPQ]this song[/url] at a reasonable volume. And as it starts, you will walk slowly towards her, never breaking eye contact, the swelling music engulfing you both, the shared trance now erasing the world around you, leaving only you, her, and Lionel. As you continue, you begin to feel the very fabric of reality, an inevitability drawing together two souls, inextricably bound. And as Lionel finally cries out, [i]”Hello?...”[/i], you take her in your arms and ask, [i]”...is it me you’re looking for?”[/i] (You’re gonna want to time it so that you reach her as Mr. Richie gets to that part of the song, so just walk at whatever pace gets you to her in [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AOdVNMy9PPQ&persist_app=1&app=m&t=0m38s]about 35 seconds[/url]). Then you’ll dance slowly in the coffee shop, still maintaining eye contact, and about [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AOdVNMy9PPQ&persist_app=1&app=m&t=1m15s]a minute and 15 seconds[/url] into the song (it’ll make sense if you follow the link), you dip her and you kiss. And then everyone in the coffee shop claps.
Hasn’t failed me once. I mean, I’ve never tried it, but it works [i]great[/i] how I imagined it.
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[spoiler]this took me far, [b]far[/b] longer than it should have[/spoiler]