[quote] Crowley turns to Blaze’s entry* “Blaze. Both weapons were very useful, and would have won. But tell me good sir. What is the melting point of titanium? In that statement alone, should you receive your answer.”[/quote]
Oh boy here I go killing again.
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Since your weapons aren’t in use and Crowley didn’t take them, may I buy them off you? They could become very very powerful if properly refined and I’d like to have the privilege of being the one to refine them.
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Oh yeah sure. Blaze wouldn’t use them anyway!
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Great! What would you like in exchange? Offtopian currency, rare materials, name your price and I’ll see what I can get ya!
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Hmm.... A material stronger then steel I could apply onto my rapier
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“Oh that’s easy! I’ll get you some duranium and that’ll do the job nicely!” [spoiler]Name stolen from Star Wars/Star Trek. I cannot come up with good material names for the life of me so this was the next best thing.[/spoiler]
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Well then it’s a deal!
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Perfect! Thanks for the weapons!
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oh no’s...
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*Loads electric 50 cal with murderous intent*
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Loads star dreadnought with antimatter torpedoes*
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*loads again on the dreadnaught*
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wat...?
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I loaded the sniper again, but on the dreadnaught.
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Did I mention that your dreadNAUGHT was of the very old, three kilometer long variety while mine are 17 kilometers long?
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Did I mention the powers of stupid bullshit? It’s stronger then most things.
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[spoiler]ok, that’s fuking hilarious, adding that as a possible design, it I’ll harness the power of the bullshit.....[/spoiler]
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ah. Good point.
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Oh, how many nice windows do you have in your palace?
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A lot. Tons actually. Crowley likes windows. And so does Keria.
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Well I can’t break Aifos’s windows anymore..........
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Wait. Why you wanna break my windows? And you did punch Keria in the face so she might not be happy...
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Because breaking windows is fun. And hey, punching Keria was not fully on purpose!
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Not fully. You still did it.
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Psh, what she’ll want to kill me? It’s not like she’s the eldest daughter of the king of hell.
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Lord. The Lord of Hell. And she is rather sensitive.