Obviously if Kobe wasn’t flying in a helicopter he would still be alive right now. The only logical solution is to ban all helicopters as this one helicopter was able to kill 9 people including 3 children in SECONDS.
The only people who should be allowed to use helicopters are public officials.
#banallhelicopters
#helicoptercontrol
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Edited by Boss: 2/4/2020 3:52:35 AMOr, they could require the right equipment. I forgot the name it, but, Kobes helicopter was missing a certain type of radar that could have maybe saved their lives
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2 RepliesWhat are you, a Plane supremacist?
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Hmmm... I can appreciate that you're making a point here, but it feels a bit soon for it. Let's give their families time to grieve. It may seem hypocritical of me to decide that this might be to far when I advocate for comedy no matter what, but... This just feels too soon. You could pull a Gilbert Godfrey and totally save it, but the idea would be to move on to other material.
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I disagree, helicopters are doing gods work.
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Or we can make it so private helicopters can't fly when the conditions are so bad that the fire and police ones can't.
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What made you decide to use the death of a man, his 13 year old daughter, and 5 other innocent people for poltical satire? [spoiler]Fr tho Jesus Christ what is wrong with you[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesBut how are we supposed to save the man who’s fallen in the river in LEGO city?
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Edited by themirror2man: 2/1/2020 9:36:02 PMBreaking news... Cnn isnt reporting... "10 junkies died of heroin abuse in the sewers of Manhattan... Families are grieving and also declaring that even though pharmaceutical companies pumped that junk into our country... They did it to themselves... And um... Trump is too blame of course. Cuz like.. You knooow. Stick it to the man.." " more after the break..." #banbigpharm
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1 Reply*sniffs*
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#ApacheLivesMatter
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14 RepliesDidn't AOC already try to ban helicopters in her GreenNewScam?
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2 RepliesJust ban air...
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3 RepliesSadly I could not decide on which snarky angle to take on this pinnacle of analogies [spoiler]The solution to a bad guy with a helicopter is a good guy with a helicopter. If a good guy with a helicopter had been there, he could have saved everyone simply by flying his helicopter underneath the other one, turning it upside down, and then catching everyone as they easily jumped from the bad helicopter to the good one.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Instead of leaving schools defenseless, we should arm all teachers with helicopters so they can deter and defend their students. If a bad guy shows up to school, the teacher will simply hop into their helicopter, rev it up, and behead the bad guy with its rotor blades. [/spoiler] [spoiler]lmao you guys imagine how crazy it would be if in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty in these here united states of america the us government forced through penalty of law all operators of the flying helicos-pteron to obtain a federal goverment license to use their own private property and then register that property with the government itself and then have the use of that property regulated by a government agency[/spoiler]
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Too soon
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wait... the helicopter crash intentional?
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2 RepliesI really hope this is satire
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1 ReplyThat’s genderist! You can’t ban helicopters it’s a clear discrimination 👮♀️
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69 Replieshttps://upperlimitaviation.edu/everything-you-need-to-know-to-get-your-helicopter-license/ I'm cool. I'll even buy the analogy if we agreed to regulate gun ownership as stringently as we do who is allowed to pilot a commercial helicopter. :))
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1 ReplyEdited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 1/30/2020 8:40:31 PMKobe and his wife knew helicopters were dangerous, that they made a pact that only one of them would be in one so that one of them can take care of the kids if there was ever an accident. Also, you should be ashamed for using someone's death for your petty political agenda.
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2 RepliesWe're aware that there were other people in that chopper right? Like in addition to Kobe and his family.
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I think we need more helicopters...