[quote]He had been invited to the toilet an honorary capacity... He wasn't sure what that meant but the Turd weighed on his mind. No one had been allowed inside since it had tried to attack Veggetehbull... He shivered at the thought... How had it been able to move so strangely, it was solid one moment and like hot pitch the next...
out of curiousity, Odysseus placed his hand on the lackluster fart hole as he had seen the others do, a beam of light passed over his palm and an electronic noise confirmed his insufficient credentials to access the lab he punched up the viewer like Tilman had shown him, and there it lay in the lab, just where it had fallen, Just an unassuming piece of -blam!-
[i]"Odysseus..."[/i]
...The whispers... they had all but been silent, and now they returned...
'be silent, buthole....he thought.
He thought of his wife and Son, alone; except for the company of his most loyal servants, what would become of them if he did not return... He turned at a noise down the hall and saw the younger Nep peeking at him from around the corner. He grunted and turned in her direction, causing her to flee.
He chuckled deeply and turned back to the viewer, confusion and concern overtook his face...
The Turd was gone
He turned and began running to alert the others.[/quote]
This is for lols (I need a life(
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*Prepares sacrifice since the mustache god needs a life.*
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Yes feed me feed tpose Timmy also 🤛👁👁🤜[spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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*makes Timmy starve*
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No no no YOU WILL STARVE *takes all food* 🧀🥖🍞🌮🥙🥓🥓🥫🍛🍱🍱🍘🍚🍙🍙🍚🍬🍭🌰🍿🍿🍿🥧🍡🥄🥃🥤🍵🍓🍐🍇🍈🍋🍇🍑🍆🥦🥦🥥🍉🍉🍉🍑🍆🌽🥕🥕🥔🍠🥦🍇🍞🍳🍖🍔🥩🧀🥔🍞🍗🍗🍗🍖🌭🍛🌮🌮🌯🌯🍔🌭🌭🥪🥪[spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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*munches on fish* *throws up because fish is disgusting*
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Hey hey! Fish is amazing!
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*Throws up more at the audacity of that lie*
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*Meows angrily, noms on a fish*
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*puke becomes an entire [url=https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/b/b7/Dbz29-10.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121105071401]beam[/url] and hits your fish.*
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FULLLL POOOOWWWWEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUNNNLIIMMETEEDDD POOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![spoiler]twirsl stache [/spoiler]
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*eats ham*
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*slaps ham out of hand* I’m weak oh oh oh I’m weak I’m to weak... [spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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*I catch the ham with my other hand and take another bite.*
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* takes ham and swallows it whole*[spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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*Starts eating chicken strips*
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😂😂😂😂😃